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The Family Chantel 0105 "Pack Your Bags" (Patreon)

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2024-04-18 22:11:01
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Content

Pedro's sister reveals their aging grandma is sick, so Chantel joins him on the trip to the Dominican Republic; the family Chantel joins the trip to keep Chantel safe.

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AnitaBonghit 69

A while back in the early days of chat GPT I wanted to see how well it would create a Little Poodle story, so I had to feed the chat every single thing I could so it gets the idea of who Reality Gays is first, and when I had it create an example story it was nothing but sensuous words, Poodle getting into pg rated mischief, and Matty saving the day. I got into an argument with it and repeatedly accused it of being homophobic because it won't go anywhere near describing gay sex, so I gave up and asked what sounds animals make in other countries instead, like how we say moo for cows, etc..

Kathleen wallace

Hilarities sounds like it needs to be followed by *and shenanigans* Et tu Hilarities et Shenanigan?

Jessica K

You can definitely get poutine in Ontario - they even sell it (with cheese curds) at the drunk food sub shop in Buffalo. V excited for the Toronto show! 🎉

Jessica K

Wait wait wait does Mattie know about the Canadian ballet?

Tara

OMG MATTIE! My husband lived in Timmins for a year. It was…yeah. Also poutine MUST have the cheese curds (and they must be squeaky).

Josie B.

Mattie, I read about NomNomNom Poutine at 707 Dundas W in Toronto and I think you will ❤️ it! 🤤

SneakyMoo

Here I was excited about your pronunciation of Toronto, but Poooooooteen 😆 it's very chopped- Puh-tin. Very short. And always curds, no matter where in Canada. Beyond pumped to see you guys in Toronto!!!!

Elizabeth

You absolutely can get cheese curd poutine in Toronto :)

mess_this_blessica

As someone who speaks Spanish as a second language, in my opinion Chantel’s Spanish is not better than Pedro’s English.

Toni Lawver

Haha why did Poodle sound a bit like Bill Cosby at the beginning 😂 "Spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down "

Jude

Karen and Seekits are 100% Republicans. I’d bet my immigrant arse on it. Probably loved all the vile garbage Trump spewed about Mexicans etc. They are mean, paranoid, bitter little people

Carey Addis

The island is España. The Dominican is not an island. She knows very little about the Dominican for being so judgmental of it!

Carey Addis

Mattie, I love Punta Cana! You have to visit the Italian village where Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson. The amphitheater there is so cool. The riverboat ride where Jurassic park was filmed is beautiful. The food is so good everywhere!

Ashley

I encountered a micro penis once in my mid-twenties. He was a giant man so I was expecting proportion at minimum and he said nothing to make me think otherwise. He lived in a nice queens village basement unit in Philly where you had to walk down stairs from the sidewalk to get to his door. But it made it very dark inside because there was no outside light coming in from the window. We got super drunk, walked to his house, made out and then he suddenly turned all the lights out just as I was about to go for his zipper. There I was - on my knees in the pitch dark putting my hands in the air like a mime trapped in a box finding nothing but thighs. I was so so so confused until I finally found it. I would’ve paid to see the look on my face.