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The Golden Bachelorette 0102 (Patreon)

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2024-09-27 15:11:01
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Joan's suitors settle into the mansion and prepare for an exciting week of dates, including a group date down memory lane to relive their senior prom, a magical one-on-one at Disneyland Resort, and the Second Annual Golden Talent Showcase.

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Comments

Super Nova

I keep forgetting you guys cover this show. You give us so much 😅💕

Michelle Martinez Logsdon

Also…production had completed their background checks for the bachelors when the woman filed the TRO against him. The incident literally happened between the background checks and when filming started. They had no idea until it came out this month.

Michelle Levy (@atlargebookings)

The whole neon green dress was not for me!! I liked the dragonfly broach, but that’s all. I really hated the dress. I felt that the stylist did her wrong!

Julie Perley

I wonder if Chock is a combination of his first and middle name, like Charles and Brock for example. I went to school with a girl named Breezy and her given name was Bridget Elizabeth 🤷🏻‍♀️Naming your child is hard 🤣

mess_this_blessica

I mean I think we can all agree Pascal is the choice. Would they last? Doubtful - I imagine that he mainly deals with women in their late 30s early 40s - but get a couple of trips to Paris out of it diva. It’s not likely that any relationship she chooses out of this is forever let’s be real. Also, I love that Dr. Bob is a home base away from home, or a home for people who have been rejected at home :)

Val McCue

Pascal was much giddier when Gregg got a rose than Joan. Love Joan but her prom dress looked like she was wearing Depends under that tulle-like skirt. Stylists: do better!

Cecilia Adams

I think Captain has a temper. He’s not playing well with others. I don’t think he’ll be there long.

Jeff

Standing Ovation peer pressure is a scourge.

Jessica K

Poodle having carefully left his southern accent behind yet saying “hose pipe”

Elizabeth

Mark looks like that hot white-haired judge on Great British Bake Off

Dog mom

I enjoyed listening to you two cracking each other up. Seemed like you were having a good time. Keep going Queens!

Jessica K

My mother who is more Gary/Teresa age than Joan age loves a sandal for a long day walking around. Clark’s makes some very sensible, supportive ones that don’t expose a lot of your foot to grime but still allow some breath ability she will assure you.

Steph 👩🏻‍🦰

I almost lost it with Jack jumping in the pool! It’s that sketch from “I think you should leave” come to life! 😆 Does anyone else watch that show? There is a whole sketch with Tim Robinson playing a guy on a Bachelor-type show who is just obsessed with zip-line-ing into the pool. And all the other guys are like “I think he’s just here for the zip-line…”

Arden

BRAIN TUMOR INFO: there are types that can be scooped out and don’t metastasize - so there ARE GOOD ones! 😂 (Rare but they exist…)

Arden

CURRENT REFERENCES ONLY sign off “Stay golden Ponyboy” “Stay golden…slut.”

Lisa F

I’m not a fan of Pascal. He’s made references to how much money he has and the whole having someone do his laundry just doesn’t sit right with me. Nothing wrong with having money and enjoying the good life; but he’s giving elitist vibes. Joan was a great pick. Agree that she has a great combination of strength and vulnerability.

Mads
>>150694167

I also wish they gave her a more fun color, it was an 80’s themed prom!!😩

Mads

I’m a millennial… and Mark softly asking if he could kiss Joan gave me the same feeling as when I first saw Casper ask Kat “can I keep you?” PERFECT EXECUTION MARK

erin.vip

“And with that, we remind you to always consult your physician before dating after 60. Stay golden.” “Is … love …. Geriatric??” Ok I’ll see myself out 😆

Lynn

Disney World is better!!

donny T's double Ds

I’ve been seeing Dr. Bob’s wayward lesbians on tiktok and they confirmed that not only does he have 2 non-binary lesbian children, his ex wife is a lesbian!!!

Carey Addis

Lots of weather talk. Progressive can’t help Mattie from becoming his parents.

Julie K

I hate what they are making this beautiful woman wear. That half assed muslin attempt at an edgy prom dress in hard boiled egg white, that stupid thick green mattress of a cape…the only pretty dress was the one they got from Disney. Gerry can fuck right off but I think that preview is a red herring.

Jennifer Riester

You guys need to talk to Dylan at Bad TV, he loves Charles!!!!

Jennifer Riester

My boomer dad was so bored yesterday he went out for all 3 of his and my mom's meals 🤣

Amber Atkins

I kind of want Jack and Kathy from last season to hook up. That would be gold! 😂