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LOVE AFTER LOCKUP 0540 “Exes and Oh No's” (Patreon)

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2024-09-28 06:11:01
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Content

Troy reunites with his ex; Bianca meets her fiancé at his release; True's lies are exposed.

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Bianca and Daniel 6:48

Zeruiah and Troy 16:44

Kim and Joey 25:32

Shonta and True: 37:42

Hope and Arthur: 49:27

Julian and Jabber Jaw: 51:25

Where are they now? 57:20

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Comments

Colleen 🗑

The Kim/Tatum theater killed me! 🤣

Erika D. 🧡

Yall’s scene! 🤣🤣 HIGHlarious as always! Yes! Thank you for saying that about her glasses. I'm like, “girl! Open your eyes! Literally and figuratively! Also, clean your glasses, please!” 👓👀👀👓

Val McCue

Shonta flipping at the camera on the engagement post 🤣 guuurl, that’s meta.

Brenna Parhad

I did fully understand why Yona didn't want Troy and Z. Didn't Troy just say last week that he went away when his daughter was 6 months old? He's practically a stranger to his daughter, not to mention Z. I can understand not wanting to have her daughter immediately go with them until she knows both better

Super Nova

Someone needs to ask Peppa her stud name and her real name😅 she did have the most sense of anyone on the show though🤷🏾‍♀️

Brenna Parhad
>>150751515

I agree with Mattie; Joey wanted to fuck his ex. Or he would've just blocked her from the jump.

Sharee Lynn

THE KEITH SWEAT REFERENCE! I cackled!

Val McCue
>>150747179

Can you imagine Kim and Mattie telling Southern Stories over sweet tea?

Mads

Watching now, Had a Mattie moment because when Troy looked up at the camera with tears in his eyes… I FELT something

Colleen 🗑
>>150747179

Omg that would be outrageous! Maybe Poodle can stand in for Kim. We'd need video, for sure! I'm visualizing this happening in rockers on a porch with homemade lemon bars on doilies, and a lot of "tsk"s and hand wringing, each story aggressively one-upping the last. (I am still reeling from the mid-wedding rattlesnake execution. My brain short-circuited with that one lol.) They can call it Tea Time Tragedy Olympics and I need it to happen. 🤞🏻

Shamah Leyla

not to be a True apologist but to me (a WOC) when he told the producer “it’s the game”(paraphrasing) I took it as “hate the player not the game” and not psychological warfare lol if that helps!!!!

Olga Bacio

I would not feel safe leaving my child with Zeruiah. You know Karen told Yana everything that happened

Courtney Holes

Shonta's glasses are ALWAYS filthy! Like a line of film and grease!

Greta Jordan

Poodle, this is the most fertile show on TV. Justine being pregnant again is completely on brand!

Wiggum

I cracked up when Shonta said I should have burned his clothes like a normal person

ColeenSkygal0330

My own take……Shonta was never pregnant. She never went through with the ultrasound, otherwise, we would’ve found out she wasn’t. Too many other things don’t add up for me, but that’s my opinion.

Elisabeth Berry

What was this place they had the engagement party at? Also why do they need an engagement party? I’m engaged and didn’t have one.

Jude

Saw someone on Reddit say that Joey is the ‘Calvin pissing’ truck decal come to life 🤣

Jude
>>150773493

And when she’s doing her confessionals, her eyes are shut like 95% of the time. This woman does not like to see! Literally or figuratively 😑

Sharee Lynn

Little Troii is so cute and so articulate. Yona musta done something right.

Kelli Booher

I didn’t read any of the classics in high school either (Oklahoma). We had a literature textbook with those stories in there but they were significantly condensed and with pictures. So when I got to college and realized this was not typical?!?! 🤦🏽‍♀️ Ohhh the shame….

Whitney Erica

Ok but Kim said she spent thousands on that engagement party AND dress. That dress looked like it was plucked from the rack at Ross and the party was decorated with a few balloons.

Erin Mc

I really enjoy when LALU meets y'alls hometown cause the improv flows so naturally. It was Anissa and Jeff season where I wanted more of the sad southern women. Now I have it! Absolute chefs kiss!

Jenn

I don’t believe anything that happens in Shonta/Truth’s storyline. Everything coincidentally happens off camera with them - so either they are the most boring couple and the cameras are always down (because there’s nothing there) or it’s not actually happening. These two are fame whores.

Elisabeth Berry
>>150812774

She was freaking out about how much money they spent on it, and as an engaged person, one of my first decisions was not to have an engagement party. Like if you want to throw me one, I will attend, but I’m buying you all dinner and drinks once and that’s on my wedding day.

Dildo_swaggins

I loved poodles takeover! I loved the old tv references and Kimberly was really funny and witty!

Charmaine-Joan DePaepe

The way Z did that half laugh to Troy’s daughter gave me the absolute creeps

AP

SUD=substance USE disorder (not abuse disorder)

Deja Bleu

OMG GTFO Pam!! He used to kick her out all the time 😁😅🤣😆

christie g

I’ve been meaning to share my thoughts…. I know you have been empathetic towards Arthur. I am too, but i wanted to weigh in on his face tattoo. The pyramid tattoo on his forehead is a gang tattoo. It represents the Blood Gang known as “Gorilla Stones”. (I am a gang expert)

Pamela S.

I am living for Poodle’s literary references. And dying for Mattie’s responses🤣

Sara

Shonta faked that pregnancy right? Just me?