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Lindsey plays the seductress; Quaylon puts his foot down, leaving Shavel reeling; Kristianna asks John for a huge favor; Heather's rage threatens Dylan's freedom; Shawn panics the night before Destinie's court date.

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Amy Diehl

The Kansas City zoo is really nice and yes it's funded by taxes and donations 😄😄 it looked like it was winter when they were there though because I didn't see anyone else there lol

Robin black

Squirt, lol!!! I think it’s grapefruit flavored soda... it’s not bad with vodka. Not that I would know....

Karen M

Guys! This sissy is from Orland, Ca! It’s actually a farming town.... meth not so much of a problem there. Gotta drive a little further north or East for that. Next time you’re driving up the 5, stop and say hieeeeee!

Alana Magniant

I have bipolar II and I do believe that she’s unmedicated bipolar as well. I sometimes struggle with taming my ‘tendencies toward risky behavior’ even on my meds, and I know how fun it can be to ride those feelings. Sometimes when I’m manic, I feel invincible, so I can definitely see the worst parts of myself in her. That being said, her mental issues are not an excuse, and most of us feel terrible about our dumb actions once we come down. We have a conscience. This bitch obviously doesn’t.

Mary Scheske

Oh my God, Ghost Town in the Sky! 🤣🤣🤣 I went there as a kid! And Santaland? Yall had some good theme parks over there.

Claire Pancerz

Honestly, I’m here for the laughs, but I am always amazed at Matt & Poodle’s insights into human behavior. I don’t know which I love more. LALU is a great canvas for them!

Claire Pancerz

Let’s all be sure we’re not throwing our jewels into pigpens, mmmkay?

Ashwini

Can they show, like, three full paragraphs of a quote if it’s really from a book? I was really confused by how she said it was from a book but then they showed like half a page on screen for practically half an hour.

Ashwini

Also I dropped my water bottle on my face at Mattie’s deadpan delivery of “the house doesn’t get good reception for her ankle monitor.”

Ashwini

Last thing! Thank you for bringing back “a little ditty ‘bout Aunt Diane” in a form I can laugh at without feeling guilty!!! My old boss did that same bit when “There’s Something Wrong with Aunt Diane” came out. He was bad at reading a room.

Jenifer Dow

Who else jams to this theme song? It’s got a great beat and it’s easy to dance to. 💃🏼

Opal Turner

Ok it’s official...ima need some oxygen while listening!! ETA - Soooo... I had a big who loved to watch me shower. Every single day. Like, he’d crack open a beer and sit on the toilet, peeking around the shower curtain. It was my first bf and I was naive AF so I thought it was the cutest thing. Then one day, I’m like uhhh can I shower alone today? He got so pissed and claimed I didn’t love him. We didn’t last long smh

Cookie

My husband came home an hour ago looking for me. And he found me in the hot tub super excited that my boys are going back to in school learning tomorrow. My 10 year old’s school has had Zero COVID cases and my 15 year old (sophomore) his school has had 13 cases out of 2500 students. But my husband did not get in the pool and make out with me. 😉 I am sure he will be humping me later. 😉

Cat Fitzwater

That poor innocent unicorn has seen some shit 😂

Beth

Squirt!! Hadn't seen that in years. Does anyone drink that without alcohol? That said it's great to chase tequila 😁

Jessica Sharp

Cordell’s hoodie is technically called a “Drug Rug.” 😂 Originally you could find them at your local bodega or on Canal street in NYC. Once they went mainstream, Hot Topic started selling them for $30-$50. They hold and trap all odors 🤢

Jennifer Moseley

My husband and I got into a spirited debate about the political leanings of each Facts of Life characters. Twenty years of marriage leads to deep conversations (eyeroll.)

Mary R. Catherine

NELL CARTER and Gimme a Break! God I love that you guys bring up the shows of my youth.

Jennifer Riester

I had just pulled myself together and then Matty goes and talks about how Patreon peeps allowed him to be with his dad so now I'm a blubbering mess again. It's going to one of those days 😥

Cathy SJ

Queens! Silicon Valley is inland (30 mins from beach) No Cal and we are not Alabama-like!!🤦🏻‍♀️ We have rainbow crosswalks, peaceful marches, amazing restaurants and are about as diverse as they come. Please don’t lump us in with the rest of Ala-Cali🍸🍸🍸🍸

Lilly Espinoza

Me too! I canceled my Spotify premium membership so I could subscribe to this. So worth it ♥️

Christina

Speaking of posers....I went down the YouTube rabbit hole on Aaron Carter (thanks to a post in the Sissy Squad) and he went on the No Jumper podcast claiming to be Native American.

Trisha Pulaski

I about died with the Squirt cans!!!. Squirt is grapefruit flavored pop. It is so good actually.

sara castro

Idk what’s more shocking that this crazy girl paraphrased Charles Dickens ... or that she read a book.... or like poodle said she’s repeating shit she’s heard and doesn’t get... She’s so crazy ... poor guy! Never seen the show but love these recaps.

Ali D

I drink Squirt without alcohol! I just bought a 12 pack this weekend 😆... sounds like I might be one of the only people who drinks it!

Jessica Wright

“ Carl don’t sass me, I’m PISSED!” Is just *chefs kiss* I’ve listened to that part 3 times now 😂

Meredith

Gotta admit I was a little sad that Mether was merely speeding down the highway and not "speeding down the HIGH-waaaa-AY!" I think I'm conditioned to expect it now.

Katie

That “now that we’re here/so far away” song is actually by Staind, not Creed

Lauren

Haha thank you for saying this!! 😂 I grew up in Sonoma county... they just forgot about us Nor Cala!!

Sarah Beyer

My mom got bit by a dalmation when she was a kid!

Rebekkah Epperson

I'm just listening to these old LALU episodes and Maggie Valley Ghost Town made my day! The little girl that was dancing in the commercial for that place has rent free on my head since I was a child.