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LOVE AFTER LOCKUP: 0403 "Don't Track Me" (Patreon)

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2022-03-21 05:50:39
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Kevin has major doubts about Tiffany when she changes her release day plan; Rick discovers Raydean's surprising secret; Harry's revelation stuns his friend; Kaylah wants to track Martel; Chance clashes with Tayler's sister.

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Laura Kunz

Omg! The Ronald Swachwarzenegger “I’ll be Big Mac” made me scream! I have listened to it like 10 times.

Samantha Bennett

My mom is a flag lady. And I never really put it together until you were talking about it.

Miranda R

Lol! Karen and Georgia also claim you don't go to them for research 😂😂

kelly

who gave Matty a ton of sugar before the show?

Georgie

“Dicks are fun, I will say that” 😂😂😂( I don’t know why that got me! )

Edward Lloyd

Skin issues — (1) I’m not a doctor, but Kevin looks like he’s had ungodly cystic acne; (2) How could you not look and feel bloated when you drink “ranch water?”

Nicole

We need a LALU/Marrying Millions crossover with Lacey and Reese's sisters. Also I realized Nonie Cream could have been your Seattle guest. You need to come back!

Edward Lloyd
>>80250309

‘Altso,’ I didn’t send a Star Trek invite, but Poodle clearly knows what goes down in that Mirror Universe.

Rose

Kurtis looks like the leprechaun from the horror movie. Also, American flag tattoos. Awful.

Dara Medina

Sissies, what are the other exhibits in the Museum of Douchery?

Nikki

I can't read Tayler's name without wanting to call her Tater

Anita Carol

Best way to start my day, belly laughs with you two!

Salina

Mattie I am LIVING for your energy in the beginning of this podcast 💀😂 nothing like a good dick suckin song to get us started!!!!

Brittany

"Brack and Pavement"

Ashley Murray

“I’ll be big-Mac!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you bitches are too fucking funny.

Joanne

The audio was great... Whatever the equipment was!

Arden

"The truth comes out in heaven and in bars." YES MATTIE!

Meredith

If you listen closely, you can hear Poodle's soul leave his body right after Mattie says, "I'll be Big Mac." The solid 15 seconds of wheeze-laughing against silence was podcasting magic.

Deja Bleu

Kurtis is cute lol I was like Eskimo brothers and twins yo👀!!

Deja Bleu

Harry has mad trauma....when he said I never thought I would live past 16 😩 sad poor kid he's a baby..... Self care 1st Harry

Jilliann Gardner

I just snort laughed during the sucking dick song and my coworker was very concerned about me. Lol.

Alyssa Friedman

AFFAIR OF THE HEART IS THE BEST WEEKEND IN OKC (followed closely by the actual state FAIR)… just saying…