Patreon POLL: Choose your April Bicurious Episode! (Patreon)

Hey Gaytrons! Just like the old adage says..."April showers bring garbage television!" Here are your choices for this month:

1.) Below Deck Down Under (Peacock). “Captain Jason Chambers is joined by a familiar face, fan-favorite Aesha Scott as Chief Stew, along with newcomers Chef Ryan McKeown and Bosun Jamie Sayed. Stews Tumi Mhlongo and Magda Ziomek are also on board with deckhands Culver Bradbury, Brittini Burton, and Ben Crawley.”Ya'll have been AFTER us to recap this Aussie mess--here's your chance. And the hot Captain gets shirtless!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH5CTl0d82s 

2.) Help! I’m in a Secret Relationship! (MTV) “Recording artist Travis Mills and actress Rahne Jones are on a mission to uncover the heartbreaking stories of people who have been emotionally manipulated into keeping their relationships a secret" This is a show in the tradition of "Catfish," and it looks like it's gonna get super messy! https://www.mtv.com/video-clips/mfffjj/help-i-m-in-a-secret-relationship-the-truth-hurts-on-help-i-m-in-a-secret-relationship

3.) Worst Cooks in America Celebrity Edition: That’s So 90s (Food Network). “Anne Burrell is joined for the first time by Jeff Mauro to transform a roster of retro celebrity recruits from clueless in the kitchen to totally rad cooks” Our first ever cooking show option! If you've ever watched WCIA, you know what a shitshow the first few eps are, and this season has 90's stars Jodie Sweeten, Tracey Gold, and Road Rules hottie Marc Long! https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/worst-cooks-in-america/photos/worst-cooks-season-23-recruits (Sorry, I can't find a trailer to save my life!)

Voting ends Friday 4/29. Pop off in the comments with your faves! -- Poodz