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Below Deck Down Under: 0104 "The Pirate's Booty" (Patreon)

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2022-08-04 06:40:15
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The crew gets in hot water with Captain Jason; Magda struggles in the laundry; a pirate-themed party challenges Culver to earn his title of "Entertainment Officer," but when guests ask him to jump in the hot tub, Tumi is shocked by what she sees.

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Comments

Nicole

Mattie how did you keep this secret?! 💦💦💦💦

Tracy Papachristodoulou

Mattie for once YOU had the pronunciation correct. Fage is pronounced fah-YAY in Greek! 🇬🇷 🤣

Bea Castillo

SCREAMING at the Marcos news. Can this one be on video so I can watch from an interior room?

Rebecca Llewelyn

Poodle: Marcos, can you tell us again about making wedding cake? Homina homina homina. Probably.😂

Celine

Almost as shocked as Poodle when Mattie revealed Marcos will record with them IN PERSON! Footage of Poodle’s apartment prep and saging rituals in anticipation of his exciting guest could be hilarious 🤣

Val McCue

Poodle, 100% agreed with Culver's lame audience cheerleading!! UGHHH...I had a situation as youngling at a birthday party with a stupid clown who single me out for not laughing at his lame antics, and I just shouted back: "you suck! let's cut the cake already!"

Caroline Dickie

Alan Alda is not dead!!! Someone please watch out for him now!

Linda Coy

MARCOS!!!!! I cannot even process all of this. I am swooning. And here Poodle was talking such shit about the story being worth it. 😂

Erica Garcia

WOW- I was preparing myself for a Tara Tellofera story not that Mattie got Marcos’s number! Awesome reveal. And add me to the list of requesting an intimate portrait.

Jeff Nagel

I SCREAMED when Mattie was talking about Marcos being on the podcast!! I am DEAD!! I will be excusing myself to an interior room many times during that show I think.

Megan

POODLES REACTION IS EVERYTHING

Judy Kidwell

Is this the podcast where you said Alan Alda was dead? You may have just killed another star! 😬

Jennifer Riester

This needed to be a video so we could see Poodle's face!!!

Nicole Lynch

Y’all I hate when people say I can’t hear you!!! I am poodle in so many ways!

Mary

Alan Alda is alive and well! I swear on all the dicks in the world, if Alan Alda dies because you guys talked about him, I will come for you. “Hawkeye” was my childhood crush! I named my son after him “Benjamin.” 😭

Elizabeth Marks

I wanted to see Poodle's reaction to the Marcos news!!! Why couldn't you save it for Intimate Portrait? (I mean, I understand that it was most appropriate in this pod, but I really wanted to see Poodle's face)

Kellie Dunn

Y'all this had me cracking up from start to finish! I hope you enjoyed your vacations, you all have a huge place in my heart and make my days so much better♥️

Jill

I seriously had to rewind and see if I missed where Mattie said this was a weird dream he had, but it’s real?!?! I’m not even a big Marcos fan but this is so exciting for y’all!!! Wish I could be the set designer 😂

Shelley Harriott

I melted into a puddle with the Marcos news.

Shelby Andrews

I hate to be this person.. again… but ALAN ALDA IS ALIVE 😳😭😂☠️