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LIFE AFER LOCKUP: 0415 "The Rebound and The Monster" (Patreon)

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I forgot to add PUPPY AND AMBER AT THE BEGINNING---SO THE FIRST 20 MINS OF THIS PODCAST IS NEW!!!  Just refresh to listen. -Mattie

Lindsey and Daonte's sexy reunion turns left; Brittany breaks down over Marcelino's lies; Destinie promises to blow up Shawn's wedding; Amber is stunned by Puppy's revelation; Kevin gets a surprise; Branwin and Chazz's date night goes south.

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Super Nova

J's are Jordans...the shoes😊

Katie

Pretty sure J’s are Jordan’s (shoes)

Kvaz

Just came here to say Js are Jordan’s 😘

Amanda Lang

Destinie is like a Scientologist, she will just keep harassing Shawn until he gives up.

AnitaBonghit 69

They're saying Js as in Jordans, a trashy status symbol worn by all of the brightest on this show such as Destinie, Tiffany and Kevin, and Nicolle Sr. Speaking of Kevin, his favorite rapper is definitely Paul Wall.

Erica Garcia

It did look like Branwinn was sucking her thumb but I think it was her vape. Why did they get married? She’s so pilled out I need captions on her. For Destinie the MUA- can we talk about her foundation application? It looked like minions at first how she circles the eyes and then beats it down and out. I didn’t even think they sold those sponge applicators anymore aside for sampling cosmetics at Sephora! I was howling at every man’s “just had sex outfit” I just bought those slides for my man- he loves them and wears them around the house only 😂

Robin black

I thought it was a cum towel too. But it was her T-shirt. Lol!!!

Arden

Short King can definitely fuck. I want a hot dog *real* bad (Jennifer Coolidge voice). 🙈

Kim Bird

J’s are Jordan shoes. Hence the shoe boxes they are carrying around

amy

jordans!!! i'm screaming!

Searcy

SELL ALL THE JOINTS LOL I can’t with y’all. Def Jordans. Those would be the world’s stalest joints. I love y’all

Joanne

Lmaooo JORDANS ♥️♥️

kimberley

I thought js would be Jordan's.. shoes

kelly

y'all please stop simping for Lindsay she is the most basic white girl

Jennifer B
>>90531490

Seriously she's a fucking disaster. Reading a credit karma report doesn't make you a genius. Also wondering how many times people are going to comment about the Jordans..we get it.

Hannah Goralewicz

I’m cackling at Poodz not knowing what Js are.

Miranda R

I cant wait for Poodle to tell us how we all came at him 😆😆

Lois Molina

I love these sweet summer children. Js are Jordans. 👟

Mandy Legnon

I just got to the Js part and had to run to make sure everyone called them out for not knowing Jordan’s. 😂😂😂😂

Diana Lee

Bless your hearts not knowing she meant Jordans!

Diana Lee

Grandma Susan is the only one giving us anything in that Ray & Britney storyline. Fake fake fake.

Lindsay
>>90535412

Poodle telling Matty he’s so naive for thinking it’s shoes 😂😂😂

kelly

Matty has a Black partner and doesn't know what Js are?

stacy froneberger

Did I miss something or was Puppy and Amber not discussed. If so, please disregard this nagging comment.

Destiny Brown

Omg !! Matt and poodle i will shake you!! Jays are jordans!! Resale they are $200-400 to sell to other sneaker heads!!!

Jeida Mitchell

The way I like everyone Js comment. This has to be addressed next week.

Mary

I believe the Brittany/Marcelino split is real. She has been posting on instagram as well. I don't think they are together. I have seen some seemingly very happy marriages (including my prior marriage) end abruptly due to cheating. Altso, people who have a lot of tattoos see them as a form of therapy, so I totally get her wanting to get one at that moment.

Lauren

“Js” are Air Jordan sneakers. They are very collectible shoes and can go for a lot of money. People will sell them on websites, like Stockx and eBay.

Maryann McGinn

Came here to make sure others are shouting Jordan’s at the pod too 😂

Sophia Stalliviere

Hahahhaha the discussion on Js have me on the floor. Came here for the comments. It's like two aunties talking.

Mary

Branwin was definitely sucking her thumb. That whole scene broke my heart. She clearly needed serious help and all that creep cared about is trying to get laid. He is disgusting!

Caitlin Brooks

Chazz gives me the ick through the TV like i also can’t handle his disgusting baby voice and his creepy everything UGH

CGcincy

Lol Js are Jordan shoes .. Jordan’s

CGcincy

Jordan’s which are 200+ a pair and he always has on Jordan’s

CGcincy
>>90521893

That’s my thing why did she marry him?? Of course he wants sec with his wife, maybe tell him that sex is off the table before you get married.. not really fair to him

Judy Kidwell

Here’s my take on Brittany and Marcilino: She talked him into a threesome with her old girlfriend. We know that Marcilino was never in favor of that relationship from the beginning. He wanted to be (not that unusual) her only sex partner. But she kept at him until he finally agreed to the threesome. I think when he actually saw the two women together (in his face, so to speak) it made him very angry and he’s still dealing with that anger by acting out. Being cold, texting the friend, perhaps even cheating, he’s trying get at Brittany for making him feel “less of a man” who couldn’t fulfill all of her needs.

Izzy Rivers

And yes… Branwin was actually sucking her thumb … so sad.

Sandy Zickur

No puppy and Amber?!?!? Puppy is going to have a puppy!

Jennifer Riester

My first thought when Lindsay checked that credit score was, she's never been more Poodle than in this moment 🤣 I continue to wonder how Shawn gets all these women and keeps them obsessed with him. What am I missing????

Sarah Ortiz

Js are Jordans. He collects Air Jordan sneakers.

Carrie Peterson

If Britney was tracking Ray’s phone, wouldn’t she see he was at her parents’ house?

Sarah Pacheco

Mattie is RIGHT! "J's" are Jordans (Nike shoes)!!!!!

Maggie

Poodle and his confidence that J’s are joints. I’m dying. 😂😂💀

Maggie

Where was the commentary about Puppy sitting on that gas station toilet for 25 minutes? In response to a positive puppy test? Lawd help…. Need your thoughts on this!!! 😭😭

Cin S-T

JORDANS not joints!!! 😂 Daonte doesn’t strike me as a heavy weed smoker.

Reality Gays

AUDIO UPDATED--Just refresh your feed. Puppy and Amber are at the beginning!

Christopher Rommel

Off topic and I don’t care so buckle up because I don’t have Facebook. I loved Trixie Motel, it was cute and fun. I’ve been a fan of hers since the beginning and guuuuuurl she’s branding perfection. I don’t think Another queen has been this successful. Thanks, Matty, for recommending it!

Meredith

I CRINGED at Poods telling Matty “you’re just naive” thinking “Pairs of Js” meant shoes. MATTY WAS RIGHT

Meredith

Here's something NOT Jordan-related: Balon Greyjoy is the grizzled, not-hot dad of Theon and Yara. You're thinking of Euron, and calling Eric the Wish version of him is so good! Can't unsee that.

Ashley

I literally screamed as I was driving down the highway “JORDANS!!” 🤣

Christy Jackson

It drives me crazy that whenever there is a surprise pregnancy on a reality show they NEVER bring up the option of abortion. Why is that???

Kate Larson

The J topic was KILLLINNG ME 😂😂

Morgane Starr

I am dying over how certain Poodle is that Mattie is wrong over the “J’s” 😂🤣😂

Sarah
>>90575200

I thought that too. I wonder if it gets edited out because it’s “controversial” to some?

Jenna Ausiello

Jays are Jordan’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jenna Ausiello

Omg I’m dying rn at this thread and this convo between Mattie and poodz 😂😂😂😂

Nohemi Carreno

I can't believe you guys didn't comment on the jeans puppy have Amber. They were awful! And Js are JORDANS!!!!! I was screaming.

Erin Henderson

Lolololololololol!!! Js are joints! Poodle and Mattie- I love you so much!!!

Jennifer Riester

Oh, and you guys didn't watch Brittney and Marcelino's first season. A lot of us were not fans of him and really came around so he might be showing his true colors now.

Laura Vega

I LOVE how confident Poodle is when he says J's are joints. AIR JORDANS! YOU GUYS ARE SO GAY!

Trina Slater

You guys jays are tennis shoes Jay's are Jordan's denote has a lot of Jordan's which are expensive sneakers and people call them Jay's for slang

Nikki
>>90531490

Yes!! There is nothing interesting about her and she is far from a genius of anything. Her smirking in the camera is not cute.

maria mendez

jays are jordan’s!!!! not weed 🤬🙄

Kelly Keating-Caraway

I love the J’s conversation. You were right and didn’t know it. He does wait in line for new sneakers to drop.

Maria Meeowski

J’s for joints was Mattie’s redemption!!

juliagoolia
>>90575200

The say “what are you gonna do?” And that’s the extent of it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tessa

I love you guys!! 90 comments on js are jordans!!! 🤣 I also had a moment watching and asking js?? But never thought joints! 🤣

AnitaBonghit 69

As Sacramento folk, I can encounter a Destinie in her Js at any liquor store arguing about the price of a swisher that she always buys and should know the price of by now. Hell, I found out my wife is in the same friend circle as Glorietta (and Alex) from season 2 😒

Alissa Ramirez

Hahahaha the J’a convo had me on the floor. J’s are Jordan sneakers!!!!They can cost a couple hundred dollars each!

Deja Bleu

J's on my feet !

Maggie Gallagher

Poodle thinking “J’s” means joints just made my evening.

Katherine

Finally I was one of the listeners that was screaming during the Js conversation

Kristina

I feel like an idiot not knowing what Js are!!! Lol 🤣🤣

Stephanie LeDoux

J’s are Jordan shoes lol. I have a ton of them and so does my husband.

Carissa Mattern

My husband would like to know if you use the SM7B microphone?