Patreon POLL: Choose Your August Bicurious Episode! (Patreon)

Sissies, it's that time again, and I've got a real "Sophie's choice" for you this month!  TBH, it's probably gonna be a head-to-head between the first two choices, but I still REALLY wanted you to see the shitty trailer for "Cosmic Love"--it convinced me to watch! Here are your choices:

1.) Inmate to Roommate (A&E) --"...follows recently released inmates as they re-enter society and move in with everyday people who welcome them into their homes." Y'all...Y'ALL! Trust me when I say, you're NOT READY for this show! It's like if "Love After Lock Up," "My Strange Addiction," and "Hoarders" had a three-way baby! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVKSU6pPDo8

2.) Indian Matchmaking (Netflix)--"Sima Taparia, everyone's favorite matchmaker, returns for another season of helping eligible, eccentric and eager clients find their future spouses." Shady Sima from Mumbai is BACK, with a few clients from last season (Nadia, Pradyhuman, and APARNA!) as well as some new ones (HOT Akshay, Viral, Arsheneel, and Shital). This show is an absolute delight, and it's worth watching just to see Aparna tell that guy to "sit up straight!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDrawFmBTk

3.) Cosmic Love (Amazon Prime)--"A mystical guide, the Astro Chamber, leads four individuals as they attempt to find their perfect spouse via astrological matchmaking." If you don't think this show could actually be as dumb as it sounds, you'd be WRONG. Yet, I still watched 3 episodes! Hey, this one would still make for a good bicurious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtRP5asRRxk

As always, pop off in the comments, and cheer for your favorite garbage! Deadline is Friday 9/2 at 12pm PST. Woohoo! -- Poodz