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90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0301 "I Like Big Boats” (Patreon)

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2023-04-18 06:04:32
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Jessica went cruising for love and fell for bartender Juan. Scott is over the player life and thinks he's found the one in Pedro's mom, Lidia. VaLentine and Carlos are getting married, but Carlos' feelings for another could derail their plans.

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Meditated_Margot

This might be the first show I’ve started over just for the intro music. Nailed it!

Val McCue

I knew it! When I heard the names of those two boys, all I thought was: ufff, the gays are coming for her! Then I saw the word art, double-whammy 😂🤣

mess_this_blessica

I was perusing Hulu and came across a little show called “Extreme Love” - when I tell you that I’ve watched all the trash - I even watched Adults Adopting Adults - my hands were covering my face the whole time. And it was from 2019! We’re in trouble.

Tonya Beth

Poodle’s version of Lord of the Flies 😆😆😆 My daughters are 8 and 9 and they definitely are trying to kill each other at all times. Good luck, Juan!

Mandy G

I’m gonna need to see a picture of Poodle in his belly shirt and daisy dukes…😂

Jennifer Riester

I'm so glad you said that about Lidia's guy - I got the same feeling and I'm so annoyed that they put Lidia on this show. Otherwise, it was a great premier!!!

Cin S-T

Stop the bus! Poodle hasn’t seen Cast away?! He rips Matt for not watching so many movies and he hasn’t seen cast away?! Forgive my outrage. I love Tom Hanks. Seriously tho Cast Away was much more than him delivering a package. 😆

Katrina Coley

Well this is my new favorite intro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shelley Harriott

Family Chantel is better than Family Libby bc they bring something new every season. Just wait until you see them terrorizing the wonderful citizens of the Philippines in their Cinderella step sister dresses.

ElizaDarlene

Cast away was like watching pain dry, annoying paint!!!

ElizaDarlene

Wow Jessica is clueless, two minutes in and Juan’s face is saying…..”if I dumped these Americans on the side of the road, say, they thought I was an Uber or something!”

ElizaDarlene
>>106619836

Lidia and daughter make my stomach feel like I have food poisoning! This isn’t about Lidia’s looks, no matter how big her glow up, her face, just looks evil! Then her personality instantly agrees with the “book cover”!

Robin H

Knowing you recorded this before the LIB reunion is like listening to something from the day before the 2016 election

Shelby Andrews

I love you talking about Laura Tremaine. Jeff Traimaine IS the creator of Jackass and Ridiculousness. It made my millennial emo heart feel warm

Maria Gallegos
>>106619836

Scott was saying his dog has to like her and vice versa. Sorry Scott dogs can sense evil and ur dog isn’t going to like her at all. She may try to maul her! I know I would!

Arden

Y’all Scott was MAKING OUT with his dog. I swear I saw their tongues touch. Naaaaaasty.

Yuly
>>106623892

I saw Cast Away so many times I could recite the script.

Yuly

The title of this episode is “I Like Big Boats and I Cannot Lie.”

kelly

Poods you can just retire now you will never top this theme song

kelly

Id pay an extra dollar for an announcement free version of every ep...with as many eps as youre dropping ive heard the same announcements SO MANY TIMES this week. Superfan tier for people who are going to consume anything you put out and hate announcements?

Greta Jordan

So, I’m originally from Dayton, Ohio. While I’m proud of where I’m from, it’s never won any “Best City of the Year” prizes to my knowledge, so it’s always funny to me that anyone would want to name their child “Dayton” (or apparently name themselves “Dayton” to launch a career in gay porn). Also, with my hometown falling on hard times in recent years, it almost seems like a setup for failure!!

Laura Kalisch

Noooooo, cover old LALU first!!!

MicaS

Please, please, Queens, cover (at least for a bicurious) IRL—In Real Love on Netflix, an Indian dating show that tries to discover whether meeting people in real life is better than virtually. I have to hear your takes on the mind-spinning premise/set up and changes as well as the zanily colorful set and of course the people.

Whit

This is such a great theme song❤️❤️❤️

Heidi
>>106668707

I love Laura and her original podcast, 10n Things to Tell You. It warms my heart to know she and Mattie finally connected. I'd love to hear them tell some Oklahoma stories together!!

Jujuy
>>106727523

Absolutely! You can’t just say you worked w him, then nothing more!,

kelly
>>106708126

If I want to give the boys more money to do it for me thats my business

Caroline Dickie

I’m almost definitely gonna regret sharing this, but here goes. I’m normally the one who likes being a bit silly in the lead up to sex but last night my husband went too far. He showed himself off after doing some personal grooming and asked if his 🍆 looked like Diglett, that ground/mole/earthworm type Pokémon 🤦‍♀️

Cecilia Thompson
>>106727523

The video where he’s dancing in the towel tracks, I think he was ready for Instagram before there was an Instagram, and he’s always worked out and looked like that….my impression is he’s always been full of himself, but he’s not a bad guy, I never heard him cut anyone down, and he was good to the patients and good at his job ( respiratory therapist)…full of himself as he is, he’s too good for Lidia….

Ann Lickteig

OK, Who is gonna tell Matty he had the plot of Castaway wrong? He wasn't a Fed Ex driver. He was an executive for Fed Ex. He wasn't flying the plane he was riding. Love you, Matty!

Geekgurl
>>106727523

But how could Alejandro meet him at the gym? Alejandro lives in NYC…fraudacity?!

__fieldnotes

Wait, am I really the first person to correct poodz (mattie was right) on the ages of Jessica and Juan—BOTH 29!

Victoria

You will not disrespect Gary in that way!!

DJ Nightshade

Speaking of P0rn names, I used to fake Tumblr date a dude named Dalton when I was (hopefully) 18 who was straight but did gay p0rn 😂

Brooke

I knew Valentines hair was a system! As a stylist that irritated the shit out of me. He looks so much better, i also noticed he had his head tattooed with micro dots to look like follicles. Still an improvement , good on his stylist for encouraging him to get rid of it.

Eliza Gillliam

So is Gary the mannequin related to Mickaaaaaaay from Breastenders in RuPaul's Drag Race UK season 2?? (I took Mattie's advise and got the Wow Presents app.)

Ari

I know I’m late to this thread but I actually love Castaway. But I’m known to be a fan of depressing movies!

Deja Bleu

Do a phil Spector Fro!

Kate Biggar

If you didn't mention how much Scott and his dog look alike I would have unsubscribed immediately hahah

Lauren Anderson

I’m just now starting this season and omg! Wasn’t the theme song recorded at your Denver show??! CAAARRLLL! I was there!

Lauren Anderson

Coming soon to Netflix… “The summer poodle turned pretty”