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90 DAY FIANCÉ The Other Way: 0513 "Say Yes to the Mess" (Patreon)

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2023-10-03 06:11:01
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Holly's fairytale wedding is not picture perfect. Kim and TJ's families call for peace. Sarper and Shekinah clash at the gym. Brandan doesn't get the response he expected to his marriage proposal.

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Jeff

One of the best 90 day episodes in recent memory. An absolute cringe bingo card.

Alexandra MacQueef

Holly at the altar with the literal tonnage of tulle swimming around her head was giving Samantha’s pilled-out older sister bride swatting and pffffting under her voluminous veil at her wedding to the Oily Bo Hunk in Sixteen Candles.

Jess Durkee

I think we all wrote down our body count names down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hannah Goralewicz

I was fully expecting Holly to dress up like Helena from the My Chemical Romance video. 😂😂

Brenna Parhad

How did Sarper get winded after the slowest lap dance of all time

Sylvia Kendrick

I can’t believe Mattie and Poodle weren’t more horrified by Sarper Android slapping the sucker out of her mouth!! He’s awful! She should unplug him and go home!

Jessica K

OMG I had a (hetero lady) friend who kept a “fuck list”.

Jessica K

The Striptease Theater made me laugh so hard Omg and it’s even appropriate for straight boyfriend 😂

Breanna K. Williams

Favorite saying from a Libra: “pressure busts pipes, and pipes bust bitches who got pressure.” -TS Madison

Starr D

Are we not going to keke over Holly having one hand with nails, and she’s worried about lashes 🤣

Lisa

Poodle’s Sarper made me think of the Count from Sesame Street. Now all I can think of Sarper the Count, counting all those poor women who thought they were getting a good dicking down. They must have been so disappointed.

Elizabeth

I made the mistake of putting on a clay mask before listening. Now I’m listening to Sarper Poodle describe his striptease while desperately trying not to smile and mess up the mask 🤦‍♀️ 😂

Alexandra MacQueef
>>118952839

You are so right! What did he do when he ran out of fingers and toes with that labor intensive counting? And we were also treated to the dissonant sound of his voice counting that girl’s reps in the gym. He’s a prince among men, I say! 🤢 🤮

Marie Elizabeth Salinas

Matty totally said Segrick Dirrory the first time hahahahah! And Holly was giving Corpse Bride.

Jennifer Moseley

Starlight express is my personal Roman Empire. I wish I didn’t think about it so much.

RUBY LOPEZ

Mary is beyond repair.

RUBY LOPEZ

Shekinah is emotionally a child, I would feel sorry for her except that she would never let someone like me into one of her “LA Clubs”, and I’m an LA native!!

Jude

Poodle~ it has always made me laugh how Americans pronounce the words Mary, merry, and marry exactly the same; I’m Scottish, and in my accent they all sound like very different words. Same with Aaron/ Erin, hairy/Harry, and hardy/ hearty

tara s

Was Angela not invited to that party? That is hysterical.

Hollan Read
>>118942281

I came here to chime in that once tried to make a list and had to give up when I couldn’t remember anymore. (Hashtag daddy issues) No shame! We work it out in the hole and sometimes we work it out on the pole as well. 😂🤣

Breanna K. Williams
>>118963181

There was nothing unprofessional about that training session, and I’m sure in the US most of the people that work with personal trainers are women as well

Jess Durkee
>>118942281

I eventually just was like meh doesn't matter anymore 😂😂😂😂 I was just very promiscuous in my hay days

Val McCue

I chuckled when Holly attempted to swing a barn door, with a DIRECTIONAL slide arrow ➡️stuck to said door. 😭

Katrina Coley

Every wedding I heard a thousand years at ended up in cheating and divorced!!!!

Hannah Goralewicz

I can’t watch Sarper and Shekinah anymore. It’s such a gross toxic relationship. When he grabbed her by the arm and basically dragged her around the gym.. so gross! And grabbing the sucker out of her mouth and throwing it???

Kate Prothero

I googled starlight express. I am changed. 😳

Lauren

Sarper and his bad dancing is like Jon Hamm’s character on 30 Rock. He was good looking so nobody cared that he was terrible at everything.

Jenn D

Love it when Suze Orman stops by 💀

Val McCue
>>118945166

Gym meatheads like him never do cardio, all they do is lift/ pump iron but you never see them on a treadmill sprinting.

Jen Greenan

This season just feels like mainlining depression and anxiety every week

Hannah

In middle school one girl’s uncle came to our music class to talk to us because he had been IN starlight express! He chose NOT to do his presentation to us in roller skates, which even at the time I saw as a missed opportunity.

Ash Tanner

Poodz read my basic ass 2012 wedding for filth! It was a basic song and alas, I am a basic bitch 😬

Sam Lo

Poodle doing Sarper is killing me. He sounds like Sesame Street’s The Count and his side gig as a stripper 😂😂😂😂🙌🏻💕

Lynne

Mattie, your Suze Orman was good BUT did you see Katya embody her on RPDR snatch game ?

Alison Gerrior

A revival of Starlight Express is opening in London’s West End next year!

Rachel in NC

Maybe this is not news to everyone but i work with a woman who’s had breast augmentation and she’s often the topic of jokes and comments surrounding her breasts as if the augmentation makes it fair game. Gross.

Amy Diehl

Watching Sarper "dancing" in that Dollar Tree construction worker outfit and Shekina being into it cracked me up!!! Funniest/saddest scene this season 🤣

Amy Diehl

Edward sucks, Jacob is better 🤣

ColeenSkygal0330

The Boy In The Striped Pajamas to cheer you up….🤣🤣🤣🤣 POODZ!

Susan Sciacchitano

Can you guys PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do below deck again????? Especially with Sandy back!!!

Brittany McLellan

Poodles Suze is unreal. I listened to the I’ve had it episode with her and it was SO GOOD

Edward Lloyd

Mattie is so right! If you haven’t been hand tossed onto the bed by an enormous man, you haven’t lived.

Lynne
>>119025160

OMG that was a total accident!!! I sent that b4 my second cup of coffee! My apologies 🤍

Mary Scheske

When Brandan was trying to give her that ring, I thought for sure he was saying "i didn't know what size you were, but here it says.... ADJUSTABLE" 😂

Jana Wilson

It worries me that Mary thinks getting married is more of a commitment than having a baby

Starr D

Did Wayne’s sister deserve that unflattering shot of her crouching down to chase and pick up Holly’s bouquet ?! I Poodle screeched laughed!! 🤣🤣🤣

Jennifer Riester

Starlight Express even toured - I remember going to see it on a family outing. My mom was super excited. Even as a kid I thought it was super weird!

Ebonie Porch

You took the words right out of my mouth she looked a hot mess on her wedding day! You know it’s rough when my straight boyfriend says “why she look like that?” 😂

Isobel O'Shea

It was Atreyu that y’all were into not Bastian, I remember Atreyu well 😅.