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90 DAY: The Single Life: 0402 "Tyray's First Date" (Patreon)

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2024-01-09 19:11:01
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Chantel goes to an olive oil farm that leads her to a potential love interest. Natalie reunites with Josh to look at apartments. Veronica is Tim's wingwoman at a local singles event. Tyray goes on his first date ever.

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LadyPeif

If Jo Koy didnt whine about people not laughing it wouldve been a gaff. But the fact he complained while trying to joke…made it seem like just another man bitching about women and not taking responsibility for himself.

Alicia De Toro

I’m cold too up here in the bay @ 53 rn!

Tricia theisen

My 8 year old daughter, Ellary, is obsessed with extinct animals. She was watching a video the other day and it started talking about the Dodo that launched my daughter into a tirade about the "damn dutch" killed those Dodo's. Poodle mentioning the Dodo made me crack up.

Scott Stodelle

It’s it just me or was there a big edit jump around the 25 min

Hannah Goralewicz

I’ve been stood up at a restaurant and at a guy’s house. 😂

Val McCue

Natalie is nuttier than I thought if she thinks this or ANY guy is going to agree to such outlandish financial burden- sorry but having crazy sex ain’t gonna cut it. Mike is divorced from her, he is no longer on the hook. In the words of our Queen Britney: “You want a Santa Monica apartment? You better work, bitch”

Elizabeth

Jo Koy reduced Barbie to being about “a doll with big boobies.” Jo Koy reduced Barbie to being about “a doll with big boobies.” Jo Koy reduced Barbie to being about “a doll with big boobies.” I wrote that three times on purpose for emphasis. He is a complete douche whose humor has never been funny, he always just adds stupid accents and appeals to the bro crowd. And the way he THREW THE WRITERS UNDER THE BUS like a piece of shit WHILE HE WAS ONSTAGE. And now, the day after, he doesn’t even take any responsibility, just says people didn’t get his joke about Taylor. Nothing about throwing the writers under the bus and nothing about his comments about Barbie or anything else. Regarding the Taylor joke, it wasn’t too offensive but she has spent years being the punchline of stupid misogynistic pieces of shit mediocre men and it never stops. And not only am I NOT a Swiftie, I’m actually a hardcore NFL fan who’s been generally annoyed by the nonstop Taylor coverage we’ve had this year. But the misogyny continues and she’s constantly told “it’s not a big deal.” That’s not “hosting jitters” or “bad jokes” or “a tough audience” or any of that shit, that’s just another misogynistic butt hurt cisgender man who is mediocre as fuck but still got the hosting job over a bazillion talented women and queer folks and is still being patted on the back by a huge number of people for being a comedian who got overwhelmed by the audience and did his best. If a female comedian had performed this badly (tasteless jokes aside) she’d be getting ripped to shreds. FUCK MEN. ✊🏻 🎤

Scott Stodelle

lol my 10 year old daughter has a skin care routine.

Elizabeth
>>126577942

He was lucky she ever even looked at him. Maybe she was dickmatized, though judging by the nature of his jokes last night, I’m guessing he’s got a completely mediocre dick and has no clue how to use it.

Sara

I heard Poodling too! Which reminds me, I need to get out and do some poodling myself!

Bobbi G

I care that you dropped your IPad :)

Carey Addis

I’m sorry Poodle, but May December was gratuitous. What a boring load of entitlement!

Ari

Name the timer TIMEOTHÉE CHALAMET

Sam Lo

I’ve been a member of the ginormous tittie committee since 13 years old. Does Chantal wear a push up bra during her ITMs? Her chest takes up half my screen. I’m not at all body shaming- she’s gorgeous. Am I alone in the distraction?

Sheila Leigh

I work with someone who literally laughs after everything she says….I can’t stand it. I never fake laugh back 🤣

Chrissy Thomas

The power is out on the east in MD. The shining light in the darkness is hearing the gays thoughts on Tyray. He is on the wrong show. Dr. Now can help him.

Katherine Rea

Please please make a meme of Nuhtuhlie with her crazy eyes and Jush playing Russian roulette in a ‘Nam POW camp 🙏🙏

TT

It's 43 and raining in NYC, my landlord hasn't turned on the heat in 2 days. I'm gonna pull a Bette Midler in Beaches "Send the heat up!!

Lisa

1. It’s 15 degrees with snow in KC. 2. Nuttaly. I don’t want to co-sign for sane or stable people. 3. I also have an upstairs neighbor that I’m certain has the cleanest floors. EVER.

Hollan Read
>>126577942

Louder for the people in the back! This is the most accurate summary of what happened I’ve heard yet.

Caitlin Brooks

Tim was giving MAJOR red pill vibes at the tell all, I’m kinda over him

Lisa Paulk

Yall make Natalie and Chantal entertaining and tolerable. I cannot watch either of them.

Elizabeth

“I’d date Tyray, I feel sorry for him.” Mattie, your people-pleasing is showing 🤪 I’m not judging, I have the exact same problem 😂

Caroline Dickie

You boys could reenact Chantel getting her groove back, but for Mattie in a gay club in Tampa. 😂

Scott Stodelle
>>126579301

Yeah i spend like 100 bucks on toners and moisturizers, pimple patches, face cleaners, stuff to help I guess 10-year-old bags under their eyes I don’t know

Lisa Paulk
>>126620419

I tried last week and either just stared at chantals boobs or Natalie's hair so this week I just listened here.

Shelby Andrews

I think Chantel listened to Mattie and Poodle and she changed the way she talks. She doesnt talk through her teeth anymore Someone must have told her to articulate her words. She seems to get over doing it maybe? Idk I cant out my finger on whats going in with her mannerisms but shes acting ridiculous lately. Very Karen esque

Hannah Snyder
>>126577942

PREACH. No sympathy for Joe Koy. Taylor is always the butt of the joke and the Barbie joke took us back 50 years.

Jujuy

Listening to your globes chat- Poodz, didn’t the bullshit category Barbie won remind you of SCTV award show?

Laura Vega

The Gay-DD was served this episode and I ATE.

Emily Higgins
>>126577942

There’s a way to make jokes about Taylor, Peyton Manning and Luke Bryan did an excellent job of it at the CMAs. It’s 2024. We know better, so we do better. I agree with you - I could not give less of a fuck about how hard it was for the man with the microphone to host an award show. We know better. He knows better. Shit, the writers know better.

Carey Addis
>>126585501

I have proportional boobs and I can’t stop staring at Chantel’s. They are the 8th wonder of the world. Hers and that chick’s from the ultimatum.

Elizabeth

Oil pulling. You two fuckers are so California 🤣

Laura Vega

Chantel needs to work on cultivating her personality.

Kim Longo

So glad I was not the ONLY one annoyed with Chantel’s, 1800’s olive oil production comment. I almost turned it off. My brain cells wanted to strike. I watch some mindless stuff to decompress, but that comment just irritated the f*ck out of me!!! I need a DRINK!🥃

mess_this_blessica

Tim always does that - he was very enthusiastically defending Bilal during their season. To me it’s honestly less that he’s defending the men, it’s more that he seems to enjoy going after women. And should he be dating women in their 20s? Absolutely not. He’s fucking gross and has always been a little MGTOW shit.

Isobel O'Shea

Would love to hear your take on Cillian Murphy, he’s come a long way from 28 Days Later.

Rosario Riley

Filipina American here and I fell out of my chair when Poodle yelled Bakla! LOL!

Becca Schall

You two southerners with your multisyllabic po-ems

Kimberly Saginario

Linda ellerbee 💀”Nick Newwls W5!” Also Natalie’s look is always so off, but my son loved her when he was 8. She has that pretty look but….not for an adult. Lol

Amy Diehl
>>126796570

Chantel: sometimes I worry that I'm moving too fast Also Chantel: maybe I'll meet my husband in Greece! Ugh I'm over her and her whack ass friends

Amy Diehl
>>126796570

Poor Tyray!!! I said the same thing, that bitch better be dead if she can't call him and tell him she can't make it!!! I'm so mad