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sMothered 0505 “Birthdays, Nude Beaches and a Big Ol' Crown” (Patreon)

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2024-01-10 19:11:02
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Mary and Brittani go to a nude beach with TJ, Skylar's birthday party becomes all about Sky, and Gabriella and Catherine head to the pageant.

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Carissa

Multiple people got HIV after getting a vampire facial in New Mexico. Obv they weren’t on prep. So sad!

Jenny Caldwell

I could easily listen to an hour of vampire talk and theories about whether their jizz is alive or dead 😂😂😂

Super Nova

I'm glad poodle got his artisnal pizza😅

Hannah Snyder

The AB Fab reference LMAO - yea Matti, WATCH IT!!!

Ashley

I’m so sad about Milk Jar! I used to work there and the owners are really amazing!

Mackenzie Dunn

Those of us who had a Twilight phase have WAY too much to offer in the vampire-semen convo 😂

Kelly Snyder

The Dexatrim trip to kidnap the goat had me crying laughing 🤣

Brittanny Tucker

Its plasma rich protein! Its helps with rebuilding cells. We use it in sports medicine for ligament injuries!

Arden

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller had the matching blood vials #uselesstrivia 💉🩸

Joanne

Mary'd racism towards TJ is palpable

Lisa Paulk
>>126696890

I'll never forget when she did that with Billy Bob Thornton and thinking they were insane.

Lizzy

I love Papa John’s. Everyone hates it, but I think it’s great. Me and my bf both drink that garlic butter. The secret is to train the inside of your body to be the most inhospitable place on earth, then no food will ever hurt you!

LadyPeif

I’m re-watching the second season…Mary is the biggest hypocrite. She’s literally pulling at Britani’s stomach in one scene telling her she needs to lose a little bit and a tummy tuck will be great for her . She also got her gastric sleeve surgery before that. And now she’s mad about the BBL. She is the reason that Brit tawny is self-conscious about her body in the first place!!!!

Megan G

I think Mary’s odd hair color is because she added black to be like Brittani.

Shannon

I was on a ripped fuel bender for 5 years. I miss ephedrine

Rayana Gilbert

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who howled at the funeral birthday party line

Laura Vega

There’s no effing way I’m going to let some poser in scrubs with a certificate from the county health department draw my blood, centrifuge it, and inject it back into my face. That bitch needs to be a board certified dermatologist to fuck with my face.

Laura Vega

Sad Southern Story™️: My mom started me on Dexatrim when I was in 3rd grade. She’s come into my room at 6:30 am every day to watch me take it before she went to work.

Laura Vega
>>126984080

She got me on phen/fen when I was 13. Guess who got a pacemaker when she was 35? Me!

mess_this_blessica

Poodle, it’s that they separate your plasma and put it on your face. Trixie Mattel does it! I would fucking do it I don’t care.

Candace Hoffman-Hussain

Watched this while fairly sick with Covid and had to fast forward the plasma facial scenes as it made me feel even more queasy lol.

Candace Hoffman-Hussain

“There’s something laughably sad about it” title of my future memoir lol

Dana Tabala

I know this is 6 months late but I just upped my subscription and I can’t help myself…. Ab Fab is the best comedy of ALL TIME! Fight me! Tickets money passport! 🥂