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What Are You Buying - Chapter 8 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-26 08:00:30
Imported:
2026-07

Content

In which... Shylock does what all enterprising merchants wish they could do: Turning a zombie outbreak into a sales opportunity. The first post-apocalypse fashion influencer is born. And a certain someone goes to cash-out on some life-altering screwups of the teenage kind.

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What Are You Buying? Chapter 8 - Your Friendly Pre-Fight Merchant In which... Shylock does what all enterprising merchants wish they could do: Turning a zombie outbreak into a sales opportunity. The first post-apocalypse fashion influencer is born. And a certain someone goes to cash-out on some l...

Comments

Phraxius

A fire burns in the hearts of First Platoon! How heartwarming...ly profitable. If he can unlock ammunition and convince the brass to buy illegal munitions from a trusted Merchant Associate, the boots on the ground will be all too happy to generate profit by fighting back the Infected!

BeffJezos

Are we gonna get steamy action in this fic or is it purely just Supermarket Simulator LARP-ing?

A

The hot steamy action of 500% profit margins

ExodiaTheForbiddenOne

Thanks for the chapter ! Nice to see that even when his life was in danger Shylock was still securing future profits !

Solè-Cél

The Noble Mercantile Art of leveraging debt for life-saving business advantages! Nothing but the greatest of capitalist sorceries shall keep Shylock & Co selling high-quality wares at affordable prices, Stranger!

Calvin

While the writing is top quality, the plot is barely there. This is beginning to feel like an elaborate shitpost. We need a timeskip or something.

Vailiant

You know something I just realized. When was the last time the common folks had seasoning in their food? Shylock has a golden opportunity selling basic seasonings to make basic bland meal to worthy of the old world: KFC fried chicken.

Chad Wiggins

Honestly I love this story. A lot of the more crack descriptions I tend to skip, but honestly I love the way it’s going and the potential it has in the future. It could be a mistake starting the story so early in time because it is hard to do a time skip situation that makes sense, without giving Shylock unreasonable amounts of progress off screen. I love this story though and will faithfully read every release because I can never get enough of trader stories. Thanks for the chapter!

asdo

i like the current pacing