Alan Wagner

Hi there! I didn’t get a mailer this past month - let me know if you need any info from me!

Subscribed for myself and sent an anonymous mailer early Aug but neither were received! Not sure when Aug/Sept were sent but thought I’d give notice. Thanks much!

I did not want to order $194 of the meal. Please refund my money.

I haven’t received any mailers so far, let me know if I’m missing any info. Thanks!

Hi I haven’t received this months mailer.

Dude. My office got firebombed on 3/1. True story. i am now in an apt and the old office is gone

Moved out of my old place would like to update my address pls

Hey I’ve moved, is updating my address on Patreon good enough, or do I need to do that onboarding link thing again? I remember putting my address into it I think? Thank

Hi Alan, I didn’t receive the Wilson’s Meal mailer, I thought I’d wait as long as possible just in case it turned up but nothing came in September!

Hi! I didn’t receive the mailer, but just signed up in the middle of September (and filled out the form) so I’m not sure if I’m only on the list from next month on; either way I’d love to receive the nutritional gruel mailer! Let me know if you need anything from me.

For the first time since subscribing I have not received the mailer! I waited a bit longer since I’m in the Netherlands, but it really does seem like it will not be coming. I hope I am reporting in time to still receive one!

Hello for the first time I haven’t had my mailer, I would like to survive but I need my grain!!!!

I’m in Germany, Munich so it could play a part!!!

Hi Alan, I also didn’t receive the Wilson’s Meal mailer, I thought I’d wait as long as possible just in case it turned up but nothing came in September!

I didn’t receive a Wilson’s mailer either, but my husband did. I updated my mailing address recently. Please let me know if I need to do anything else.

Hi Alan, I received the Wilson’s mailer, it stank, I almost threw up and all of my coworkers were disgusted by it, keep up the awesome work, I loved it!

I subscribed to the 6 dollar tier yesterday and then cancelled my subscription because I only want a month, and now patreon is saying I’m a free member (even though I was still charged). Will I still get my monthly mailer and the mailer of my choice?

Hi boss, for the first time I didn’t receive my mailer and I’m dying to get the Wilson’s meal! Is there any chance you could resend? Thank you.

Hey, I’ve updated my address on Patreon, but I haven’t received a mailer since moving in.

didn’t get my wilson mailer!

I sent an email a few days ago, just wanted to make sure it was received

Howdy, I’ve been subscribed for a couple months now and haven’t recieved a mailer.

Hi, I subscribed in mid September but also haven’t received anything yet

Has the October 2026 mailer made it to anyone yet? I’m still checking mail and haven’t seen anything