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I got this in the mail (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-21 16:00:16
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2026-09
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Unfortunately, my neighbors' marriage has dissolved.

This past month everyone should have gotten UPDATE ON OUR MARRIAGE in the mail! Send me a DM if you didn't receive.

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Shelby Strange

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Tom and Darlene

Reggie

There should have been a both option

Simon Goring

Very sad, but then again, what coward hides in a pile of towels?

CheapCulture

I knew things weren’t going to last when Darlene passive aggressively stopped using the fabric softener

Emily Matthias

I always liked Tom but now that I know what he does in the towels, I'm not so sure

Alan Wagner

He's just calming down in there, is it so wrong?

Robert Brunello

I hope those towels stay dry from being outside but either way it does seem rather calming.

modeoheim

I laughed so hard when I got this in the mail this month - thanks so much!

Josh

At least Tom understands.

sassifrassilassi

I’m still deciding between Tom and Darlene, but I submitted my claim form in their mailbox. I’ll let them choose. I’m flexible.

Bron Stinderman of The Water

i saw darlene with ethan from one block over. i am unsure of ethans relationship with towels but i assume its more healthy

King Krang

I'm going for Tom, he comes with a bunch of towels. More than you can say for Darlene, that unfaithful succubus

Aaron Johnson

I think the towels have subsided a bit…..

logi bogi

i didn’t receive this one!!