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The big pile of towels was not actually that big! It was only just 5 inches high. Sorry to lie but it was necessary to amuse you.

The winner of towels is @jjjaaaiiimeee! In the comments below please debate whether Tom was truly a coward of it's ok to have a Calming Zone.

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Alycia Lentz

Lord, I see what you have done for others and I am ready to receive.

Kristin Wyka

I had an out-of-town guest this weekend and I showed them this. I said “my neighbors are having married issues.” My guest then proceeded to wander the block looking for the pile. Endless fun!

Dan Fitz

I could not find the address. Please give Tom my number

Michael Jordan

5 inch towels so Tom is... like... 4.5 inches?? TOTAL?? Starting to see why Darlene left his ass... LADIES AM I RIGHT??

Victoria Anscombe

Darleen posted my paper slip back thru my own letterbox

Jill

Having a Calming Zone has been great for my 5 year old son when's struggling with big emotions. It lowers over-stimulation during a meltdown to be alone in a quiet, soft area. But then again, it's making his marriage fall apart too 😩😂

Stephen Piusz

I find it calming to steal other people's calming zones. I have been sneaking into Tom's pile when he is away

Robert Brunello

Tom isn't a real man for dealing with his problems this way.

Josh Baze

it's ok to have a Calming Zone of towels outside because towels are for water and rain is just made of water

Josh Baze

that's what my marriage counselor said too

Arion Paylo

Those are two different piles of towels, Wagner! The lies just keep piling up. If you send me the other pile, I will be more discreet during your next conspiracy.

Nikki Foxx

Problem is... Tom isn't 5! On the other hand, seems like her mans needs a break. Maybe he can compromise by having an indoor towel fort to use for his adult man naptime??

JT O'Neill

I think everyone should have an option for a Comfort Zone. Having said that, a pile of towels is NOT appropriate for each person for a number of reasons. We need to open the aperture in terms of what can qualify as CZs, and our local governments should create funds to help each person create the CZ most appropriate for their stages in life. I believe this would bring world peace and harmony

Jaime

I just got this in the mail today! Thank youuuu!!!