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This week, one lucky patron will be receiving the ORANGE-SHOOTING MACHINE. And that patron is...

@poopchalupa! Congratulations, @POOPCHALUPA. Go out there and shoot some teens.

A weird amount of people on the internet claimed with alarming certainty that the images of the orange-shooting man were made with AI. Not the case! Generative AI creeps me out and I don't use it in anything I do. 

This contraption was designed and assembled by my friend and frequent collaborator Kaitlin Gaspar (@maybekaitlin). It's basically a cat carrier backpack with some odds and ends from the thrift store glued on. No AI necessary!

In the comments below, let @poopchalupa know if there are any teens in your life that you'd like him to shoot.

(reminder: you must be on the $9 WAGNEST tier to be automatically entered into prize raffles like this)

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Kirk Cunningham

poopchalupa please shoot oranges at all the AI teens around me. I can't tell if they're real or not.

Robert Brunello

Most likely the best prize won so far! I'm envious

Tim Scallon

Bro doesn’t even know how goated his Tuesday is about to be

King Krang

I'm going to win the next one. My cat told me this morning.

Poopchalupa

Omg!!! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see it in action!

Ada Bean

Thank you for never using generative AI. Generative AI isn't art, and your work is all the more magical because you don't use it

Poopchalupa

Just an update. The oranges have all rotted leaving me with a penicillin and fruit fly slurry shooting-machine that I still intend to use to frighten and disgust teens. As soon as I replenish the orange ammo, I will provide proof of its devastating power in keep riff-raff at bay. 🍊🔫

Poopchalupa

I've been out looking for the cube teens. I can't wait to dirty up their stupid box they just love cleaning so much!!