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Letter I received (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-26 16:00:17
Imported:
2026-09
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I've been chosen to perform my civic duty!

This past month all patrons on WAGNER and WAGNEST tiers were sent JURY DUTY SUMMONS!

If you didn't get yours, let me know in the "Didn't Get My Mailer" chat and I'll resend you one.

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Creighton

I completed the questionnaire and mailed it back, but it went to an Arby's! I'm more than happy to do my civic duty and put Greasy away for life!

Offlein

I am from Albany and that Arby's is where the NYS Jury Commissioner resides so you're A-OK.

modeoheim

I paid for 5 months of these to go to my best friend’s house too, and she’s a lawyer - she was totally baffled by this one!! Pretending I have no idea what she’s talking about is the best part

Travis Nichols

Liiiiiiiiterally reading this in a jury duty waiting room. 🤞

Owain Jones

I can't wait to be part of the jury! Also, really cool how the Welsh Commissioner office appears to have a pizza hut! Yum!