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Bag of nutritional gruel I got in the mail (Patreon)

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2026-09-25 17:00:24
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2026-09
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According to my mail a conflict is approaching.

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This past month everyone should have gotten some WILSON'S MEAL in the mail. If you didn't let us know in the "Didn't Get Your Mailer" chat and we'll send you some more Wilson!

Please consume responsibly (i.e. do not consume this)

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Otávio Schneider Neto

This is so scary, im going to pay the Boynton Brothers™ to pray for everyone subscribed to Alan Wagners™ Patreon™ stay safe y'all

Robert Brunello

My meal was oozing out of the bag when I got my letter but that didn't stop me from showing all my co-workers about Wilson's meal and where to buy it for the war.

Mone Tucker

I am a Christian and my husband is a Deranged, so I will sleep with one eye open and stock up on WILSON'S MEAL!

John Huffaker

Mine came pre-opened / exploded onto paper beneath it... I think the postal workers must have wanted some for themselves. The WAR truly is here.

Danielle V.

This also happened to mine. The deranged have infiltrated usps!

Thomas Alvi

The Wilson Meal can contain natural biotic loads which can expand in mailing transit. Thus the leakage which is reported. Or these are Deranged who have infiltrate the Pattreons.

Dave Downs

Thankfully, I squoze the remnants of my gruel packet into a pot, added 6 quarts of water, and we've been eating righteously since mine arrived. It wasn't even marked as 'concentrate?'. Praise be!

Max Neal

LOL, in southern Wisconsin they held this at the Post Office for an additional 49 cents. The woman behind the counter got it for me and looked at it and said "this business isn't going to last long if this is how they do things!"

Echo Hoctor

Happy to report that my gruel arrived in pristine condition with no postmark on the envelope.

Dolan Mickey

I thought the baggie being broken and leaking into the letter was part of the joke; after seeing the pictures I realize Alan just got a little too ambitious with the unpadded envelopes 😂 Still not exactly sure what I scooped up with my finger and smelled though

Craig Lippman

Came here to see if anybody has tasted theirs yet.... anyone?