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If you woke up this morning saying "I will never win one pound of Wilson's Meal", to be honest you are probably correct.

However if your name is @scoutedbywolf, Jessica Sample, or Jason Ausmus, then you have never been more wrong in your entire life because you HAVE just won 1 lb of pure Wilson's Meal mix (just add water)! 

If you can manage to do so through your fuming jealousy, please congratulate the winners in the comments below. And if you're truly desperate for your own 1 lb of dry Wilson's Meal mix, it's available in the Wagnershop for a limited time!

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Enjoy your MEAL!

Brett McCabe

[gritting my teeth] Congratulations, Jessica Sample, Jason Ausmus, and @scoutedbywolf.

Thomas Klein

I hope you enjoy your meal while my family starves in this coming apocalypse.

Nick

Truly excellent winning by you folks!

Poopchalupa

Congrats! May you never go hungry!

Amy Tobol

Just wanted to report that I did receive my Wilson's Meal sample in the mail. The sample bag was rudely punctured by a Deranged masquerading as an Honest Postal Worker. The contents of the sample pouch of Wilson's Meal smell strongly of CHLORINE (it really does!), so I can vouch for Wilson's HONEST MORAL CHARACTER in listing his ingredients accurately, and we can all rest easy and be assured that WE, including our three lucky winners, @scoutedbywolf, Jessica Sample, and Jason Ausmus, WILL SURVIVE THE COMING WAR.