Gravy Sucker Replacement Cards [One-Time Opportunity!] (Patreon)

This weekend I received a distraught email. A woman told me that she'd been vacationing with her brother in Italy when her brother's wallet was pickpocketed. And amongst all the cards and trinkets contained in the wallet, the only thing he was truly devastated to lose was the membership card to his local chapter of the Gravy Suckers' Club.

Not an hour later I received another distraught email, this one from a man unaware that his sister had just emailed. He told me he'd been vacationing with his sister in Italy when his wallet had been pickpocketed, and amongst all the cards and trinkets contained in his wallet, the only thing he was truly devastated to lose was the membership card to his local chapter of the Gravy Suckers' Club.

There's no way I could simply ignore this tale of woe, especially not after hearing it twice! But the company I got the cards from isn't able to print just a single card. You have to buy them in bulk...

So I'm opening this up to all currently active Patreon subscribers. If you'd like a replacement Gravy Sucker's Club card, or missed them the first time around, or would like to have one made for someone you love, fill out this form here! This is a ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity to have a custom Gravy Sucker's card made, and it's open to currently active Patreon members only at no additional cost.

I'll keep this form open through the end of October. After then, no more Gravy Suck Cards shall be printed, so utilize this opportunity while it lasts!

Happy sucking!