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Monthly Mailer for May was: Traffic Ticket & Washcloth Magnet!

Unfortunately due to the large magnet in each envelope, I've gotten at least one report of someone getting multiple mailers because they were magnetized to each other. Something has to go wrong every month 😩

If you received someone else's ticket, would you mind sticking a stamp on it and placing it back in the mail? Also let me know. Also let me know if you never got one!

Brought to you by CRG (Committee to Reelect Greeb)

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Cat Attack

I received mine perfectly fine, and I love it!

Dave B

Mayor Greeb coming through again ♥️

Justin Weiss

You’ve peaked. This is the best one I have received so far.

TimoGoos

I've not received this one 🥲

Acat

4 days without a washcloth but I can feel a relapse coming soon 😩

Human Bean

I never voted for Greeb and now I regret my choices because he wrote us this nice note. Greeb is good.

Tess

My favorite one so far. Magnet is on my fridge, I’m 6 days WC free!

poxin

I unfortunately did not get one yet

Melanie Marshall

Only two days washcloth free and my husband keeps offering me a nibble

Jesse walls

I've been wanting that wc magnet so badly!

Claudio

Hey Alan, if I'm moving and updated my address on Patreon is that enough or do I need to update you separately?

Josephine Hon

I am not yet celebrating washcloth free days but have begun exclusively chewing the pink washcloths used on my face and no longer chew my reserve of dark blue rump-only washcloths. Marking my progress with small victories.

Raquel Capps

Just subscribed for my bf and he was is so confused but has proudly put his magnet (and the papers) on the fridge celebrating his success! Can’t wait for you to confuse him more next month!

Ben

Greeb ran on a pro-crow platform. What did we expect?!?

Zach Thacker

This one caught me off guard! I was staring at it for a few seconds on my porch before I realized what it was

Ananya crenshaw

Unfortunately I didn't get this one, please resend! 😔

Spencer Cain

Didn't get this one! If anyone here got mine stuck to yours please release my son 🙏

Laura

I didn’t get mine! Please resend!!

Martin Burgess

This one is my new favorite, so glad I got it. I can finally keep track of my progress!

Robert Brunello

Best traffic ticket I've ever received!!

Justin Cote

Dang I didn’t get this one

Fejj Milversan

need. urgent. please send. please. please urge sending.

erae

I snickered when I saw the envelope, but I actually snort laughed and gasped for air upon seeing the magnet! I'm still waiting for my husband to notice it on the fridge. One more day and I get to nibble on a wash cloth!

Tynan O'Brien

Didn't get mine this month yet unfortunately!

Ulrich Brown

Did not receive please resend, this could save my marriage my wife thinks I eat too many wash cloths and it's gotten to the point where I wake up with a half eaten one on my bare chest

AleDa Verona

These are driving my wife crazy. I love them. Thank you!

Shane

I still haven’t received this one, any way you could resend it? Much appreciated!