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“Who’s a good— good little abomination?” Both hands buried in fur as thick as mane, Greg scrubbed back and forth with a smile on his face. “Yeah, okay, it’s yoouuu. You’re my adorable little monster. A creation against God is what you are. I’m not sure you can breed. I’m not sure how you breathe.”Ash’s head was big as a wine barrel all around now and the big idiot was leaning it forward into Greg’s own. “But none of that biology junk even matters. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Because you’re just all magic and nonsense, aren’t you? Aren’t youuuu?”The tongue came out, big and sloppy as always.“Oh— Jesus, okay, let’s—” Greg half-gagged as Ash dragged it up the whole left side of his face in one motion, ear and hair both suffering for it under a wet track that almost steamed under the light Riverlands drizzle. “Genuinely, your breath is hot and your tongue is half-boiling, bro. I’ve told you this…”His other side didn’t go unscathed, another mouthful of slobbed coating Greg’s face as Ash made a sound low in his chest; the growl deep enough to rattle teeth. Thankfully, Greg was decently trained in the ancient language of the dracoursa and he was pretty sure that meant I love you too and I’m happy and not I’m just checking to see how you taste.Pretty sure.With a huff of hot breath out his nostrils, the dracoursa pulled his head back to give Greg a side-eye out of those molten orbs of his. “What?”Another huff.“...is it cause I called you an abomination against God again?”Another huff of steam and the dragon-bear started lumbering off like he actually had somewhere to be, somewhere that wasn’t munching on deer carcasses at least. “Since when have you read the Bible to have an opinion on that?”The dragon-bear didn’t bother turning back, shoulders rolling as it kept going. “Alright, then. I guess you’ve had enough.”

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