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Guys+ 7/11/2025 (Patreon)

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2025-07-11 12:00:13
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2026-06
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This week on the longest episode of Guys+ we looked at some lottery guys then a check in with The Jester and Chris's best Video of the Week of all time

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Chris

Oh, you just know his ass is gonna be there.

T C

Of course she was a limo driver. The lore of Bryan's youth always gets better

tony

Aw I like the Bryan manual intros

Blank

Queeber: “Porno Phillip, do you have any Italian dressing for this baloney sandwich? Mayhaps a light balsamic?”

Michael Noland Defense Force

Once again demanding you stop talking about or playing any Mike Zeroh and instead give us 5 hours of Greg Dean

Ontario Guy

A guy in Toronto figured out the algorithm Ontario Lottery used for their tickets. He could tell by what numbers/letters were on the front of the ticket which would be more likely winners. Pretty sure they put an end to that instantly.

Tom T

Okay no, Italian dressing is not what makes an Italian sub. It's the ham choices... Capicola, salami, boiled ham typically.

This is Pharmacist

Women Are Smarter is definitely a turn of phrase all Deadheads know Chris, my mom had a customized WMNRSMTR licence plate in the 90s.

Redwing Farm

That last rant guy is 100% a pedo

Mosie

Last 69 I was like 18-19? I have always refused lol

daniel

So what's on your burger, Bryan? Just ketchup and ranch?

Paul

Writing this as I'm listening! I cannot countenance this pro-59 anti-69 agenda. 69 is obviously the best, most efficient was to achieve sexual climax for both partners since each participant can modulate the amount of physical contact whether they are fellating or performing cunnilingus leading to maximum pleasure for both. Anyone who has gotten a woman half way to a toe curling while body orgasm would know this.

chortle heartily

Bring back Patreon picks 🙏I’m still waiting for an earlier Patreon suggestion - clown guys!!! Of course you could bring in Tom Walker for the insider knowledge on clowning

Skinjamin Franklin

The new rant guy has strong raw potential. Needs to take a few toastmaster classes.

T

Australian beach culture routinely warns about the dangers of a “crumbed sausage” when it comes to sex on the beach.

tony

Exactly 👆👆👆 if you got a problem with it it’s just a skill issue

tony

My friend in college had a nipple orgasm once

tony

69 is fine it feels decent and it’s also so funny

tony

Final comment: legally, in America at least, blowing smoke on someone is actually considered battery (civil offense) that you can sue over

Liam

It’s the yearoh of the Zeroh

Chris

I did a 69 last night

Horace Langdon

It’s Friday bitches. CVOTW was an absolute banger

AR

Last 69: approximately 3 years ago

Meeeps

Dreamrants33 needs a good full bodied cigarette

BizarreManatees

"Now, what we do know is that all the backlash surrounding the things said about me by Bryan Qwanbee and Chrisp James from Violence Gang LLC and Guy's Studios has actually cost them quite a lot of revenue going into the next phase of the Guys podcast which has them in total panic mode regarding the future of the Guys franchise, but what we didn't know until recently was that Meghan Markle and Disney CEO Bob Iger had actually been getting into a lot of arguments behind the scenes with both of the podcasters regarding how the show hasn't been pushing more of a DEI narrative and DEI agenda as well as not covering me specifically enough and pushing the narrative that I'm a bad person. This is Mike Zeroh, representing myself in court and make sure to subscribe if your new to the jury and you can also help out my channel and get future updates by handing down a verdict in my favor."

kool_kyle182

Chris, you never having had an Italian sub is arguably as strange as anything Bryan has ever done. It simply baffles the mind! Think back. Certainly a lunch spread in your past contained one

Mickey Flykick

I love when we hear about the Jester/Jesters

Shantanu Joshi

Loved this long one as a new Patreon member!

walkingwalking

I’m gonna be honest. Me and the wife bust out the 69 on the semi-reg and I don’t understand the slander

walkingwalking

It must be acknowledged that Chris’s video of the week was a real grand slam this week. Let’s hear it for Chris and his video of the week for the week.

Nicky G

69 all the time. I’m with you, brother

Snow Goose

The rant guys and the toastmasters need to get together

pfinzent

Havent even gotten to it yet but still had to like this comment. That's how confident i am in this Segment. Can't wait to get there

Oliver Miller

Rant guy really wants to be Bill Burr but is not nearly astute enough to pull it off

Oliver Miller

My thirteen minutes YouTube rant about me not being a pedophile is raising a lot of questions already answered by the video

Vic Vinegar

I don’t think it is possible that famously impatient Bryan could’ve had any trouble as a cashier. I can’t see how the tedious nature of counting back change to customers would result in his haphazardly rushing through transactions so he could be done. So it’s way more likely that either he messed up one time when a customer ordered and paid with a $50 bill and several $20s got stuck together OR he was being framed by his managers.

siobhan

this rant is so painful. what a great find

Joe S.

Bryan was the highest-ranked individual in the trunk that day.

Red

The jester’s union is one strongest unions in hyperspace .

DrippyInks

Everyone knows that the COOL member of the crew alwaaaays rides in the trunk

tmasterp

Where da Asheville guys gang at lets go

Drew

In Japan they have little cigarette smoking areas that are kind of what Chris was describing. They basically just huddle you in a little rectangle.

Drew

My uh friend did too

Thomas Malone

That was absolutely Mike holy fuck

Leem

Roasting smokers behind the paywall where Brace can’t get you

T bird

Interesting the anti 69 rhetoric considering it’s like sex Legos

legrawd

Baloney (we call it polony) and ketchup (tomato sauce) sandwiches were a common thing when I was growing up in Australia. Nasty!

Chris DePastene

Dramarants? The guy who plays for the Grizzlies?

Lcfitz

WOW Chris’s video of the week delivered I am dying I LOVE that rant guy lmao

Codfreak_ilovecod

Lmao at gris saying Bryan gets horny for the visual of 69 after Bryan says he gets horny of the number 69

Wyatt Zelle

Damn Chris. You’ve never tried an Italian Sub and you don’t have insurance? What are you doing

Connor

Please replace Zeroh with the new rant guy, I'm begging you

Chief Redsauce

I also think Chris' unfamiliarity with Italian dressing on subs is interesting. It's a taste multiplier! Everyone should know.

LPO Crane Jefferson

This guy is on a mad one because his cousins and kids out in public don't think he is worth talking to

Justin Comer

might be the funniest episode you two have ever done, jesus

Brian Ward

My gf wanted to watch heads of state and I've never seen someone's enthusiasm taken from them so quickly. Terrible film, seems to have been 100% green screen, terrible dialogue, mediocre action, boiler plate action movie storyline

Pokemoneater

This guy right here gets it for sure

Paul

Hell yeah brother keep calm and 69 on!

mind snare

I think you’re right. He’s mad that kids have access to technology because it’s tempting to him to have unfettered access