A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words, but a Wimp-Bit Is Priceless

So, I’m not really good with words, but I really, really, really do want to tell all the women out there about Wimp-Bit... ’cos I know a lot of ladies out there might not believe that such a product actually exists, and you all probably think all their big claims and promises are just too good to be true and are just a bunch of tall tales...

I mean... a fitness device that doesn’t so much track a man’s fitness gains, but traps them... and then transfers those gains into you via your own fitness tracker... Sounds like some strange Amazonian sci-fi concept gone astray... or, as the women at the Athena Corporation say, gone right.

So yeah, it all sounds a bit far-fetched, and I wouldn’t blame you all for thinking they’re stretching the truth.

Well, I’m here to say they aren’t... and that’s the simple truth to the matter… But you don’t need to believe me or what I’m saying. Just look at my pictures. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but after looking at my pictures, you won’t just believe me, you’ll also realize that a Wimp-Bit really is priceless.

And it really does live up to its big claims, and it gives us girls great big muscles. And they weren’t stretching the truth, but your biceps will soon be stretching your sleeves. That’s right, the hype is real. Just look at my hyper huge hypertrophic muscles! This ain’t no tall tale. Thanks to Wimp-Bit, I’m a muscle goddess now... and my boyfriend... well... he’s a real wimp now...

Which is fitting, unlike all his old clothes... I mean, just look at him... Look at how loose and baggy his clothes are on him now… Actually he’s wearing one of my old shirts that are too small for me, but as you can see it’s now even too big for him, because again, he’s a great big wimp… Well… Little wimp… I mean, again just look at how small and tiny he is, but how cute and adorable and “HAWT” he looks in my old clothes…

But actually, why look at him when you can look at me?

Aren’t I just sexy? Why, I’m a gorgeously engorged Amazonian muscle goddess, and you don’t have to take my word for it. Just look at my picture. Talk about flex-appeal!

And so, whenever you ladies hear someone talking about Wimp-Bit, just know it’s the real deal, but you don’t have to take my word for it. Just look at my pictures. Because a picture is worth a thousand words, but remember, a Wimp-Bit truly is priceless, and will give you all your man’s gains and a whole lot more bang for your buck...

And speaking of bang for your buck... let’s just say snu snu really is as amazing as they say it is, and that’s the biggest perk, or as I like to say, the biggest bang and thrill... Just be careful not to break your man, because you’ll definitely be breaking the bed... But you’ll have to take my word on the last one, because I won’t be sharing any of those pictures...

Well... okay... just one itty-bitty picture of me posing next to my broken bed... and I guess my broken itty-bitty wimp of a boyfriend... That way you know that not just my claims are truthful, but so are Wimp-Bit’s.

They’re big claims, but they need to be because they turn us into such great big Amazonian she-hunks. And again, if you don’t believe me, just look at my pictures because the proof is in the flexing, and a picture truly is worth a thousand words, just like a Wimp-Bit is truly priceless... Just like that priceless expression on your man’s face when he finds out he’s a wimp and you’re now large and in charge...

I mean, just look at my wimp’s expression... ain’t he a lil’ cutey!