What Am I Gaining From This Relationship?

Ladies, let me ask you a question... Have you ever been in a relationship where you just ask yourself what are you getting out of it?

Have you ever asked yourself what are you gaining from the relationship?

That’s what I was asking myself in my current relationship... See I’ve been married to Jack for a few years now and at first everything was hunky-dory—especially because Jack had great big hunky muscles…

But things change... Jack got laid off from work awhile ago and that’s okay because I make plenty of money to support the both of us... Only Jack doesn’t seem to be motivated to do anything but be laid back and lounge around the house all day.

I wouldn’t mind so much if he helped out around the house and did a chore or two, but he doesn’t do that... I’m out there every day slaving away to earn a living for the both of us, and the least he could do is a couple of chores... But no, all he does is work out on his home gym, which I paid for, since I’m the only one gainfully employed.

Can you believe it? While I’m working my butt off, paying the rent, and all the other bills, he’s just sitting at home working out—no doubt on his hunky butt—and relaxing... and needless to say this arrangement wasn’t working out for me... And one night while I was doing another load of his smelly and stinky laundry, I just was fed up and had enough.

Enough of his dirty laundry, and enough of him being a lazy lounge-about adding nothing to our relationship... I mean just what was I gaining, keeping him around?

But what could I do?

And that’s when I discovered Wimp-Bit and if you’re like me you might have thought those emails were spam, and also that the whole idea is a scam... But I was desperate and powerless in my relationship and I needed help and since Jack wasn’t offering anything but jack and... Well... You know what...

So, I figured why not try out Wimp-Bit... Hell, it’s cheaper than that personal gym and all those weights and dumbbells he charged to my credit card.

And boy, oh boy, am I ever glad I gave Wimp-Bit a chance, because that little gamble sure did pay off big. Because you see now my hunky hubby has finally paid me back and with interest, and he paid me with his muscular gains.

Well, all his muscles and size and strength, and now I’m the one with the hunky muscles and he looks more like a wimpy weak lil’ boy than the jacked musclebound stud he once was.

H e was angry with me... In fact you could say he got short with me, but what could he do? He no longer could throw his weight around, but you better believe with all my Mighty Female Muscles that I could throw him and his weight around!

I told him just because he looked like a little child that he didn’t need to whine like one too, and if he didn’t stop his whining I’d really give him something to whine about.

And so I gave him a choice, I told him he could stay... And shape up... Which is ironic because with him being shrunken like he was, and with the Wimp-Bit fitness tracker transferring all his size and strength to me, I was the one that shaped up... Or if he didn’t like that, he could leave and hit the road Jack!

He didn’t like hearing that, just like he didn’t like all the changes to our relationship. But thanks to Wimp-Bit he was finally pulling his weight in our relationship and around the house. Well, figuratively speaking—because I had already pulled all his weight and muscles out of him and into my huge hot and hunky rock-hard hardbody figure!

Why I bet when I gave him that Wimp-Bit fitness tracker, he never figured it was actually a fitness trapper and I bet he never ever figured he’d be the small and weak one in our relationship, just as he never figured I’d finally put my foot down and make him contribute to the household chores.

Because, you see I gained more than just his muscular gains, because now while I slave away at work, I’ve got my own lil’ slave at home. Doing all the chores. From the smelly and stinky laundry, to the dishes, to dusting, and vacuuming, why he just hates it that I’m the one who wears the pants in our relationship now... Not literally, I love showing off my muscular legs, so I only metaphorically wear pants, while he’s the one who is wearing a cute lil’ maid outfit.

I figured he might as well look the part, as I played nursemaid to him for all those years, now he could return the favor and be my cute and wimpy lil’ maid. And while yes, he refused to wear it at first. But it wasn’t hard for me to make him wear that maid outfit. After all I’m made of muscle and so I once again put my foot down and sometimes I mean that literally as sometimes I still have to remind him just how much things have changed.

But you know what hasn’t changed?

He still gets to work out and lift weights on his home gym... Whether he wants to or not!!!

The more things change the more things stay the same, only thing now is, I finally actually gained something from my relationship with him... Mostly his muscular gains!

And I’ve never been happier, and our relationship has never been stronger... Or maybe that’s just me!

But let me tell you ladies, if you’re in a relationship like mine, and you’re asking yourself just what are you gaining staying in the relationship... Don’t be afraid of making a change... Get yourselves a pair of Wimp-Bits and make a great big change, and turn your man into a wimp and transform not just your relationship but transform yourself into a muscle goddess...

Because with Wimp-Bit his loss, really is your gain!