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QUESTION THREAD! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-09 03:04:46
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2026-06

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Episode 33 lets goooooooo!

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TheDumpsterWizard

Hello there! Clever Hispanic wizard, beefy black barbarian and useless ranger. I come to you for urgent advice; how do I guide my close friend away from trap music and closer to stuff that won't make me want to Tom Sweenie myself?

Fresh & Chimp

Hello mustache less Neil deGrasse Tyson, skeleton, and African. Why is blink-182 the greatest band of all time?

Jennifer Luviano

Who is the funniest out of the three of you ? I think it’s a tie between Chris and Sweeney

Connor King

If you could implant your consciousness into anyone from history at any point in history, who/when would it be and why?

Boopsi Jo

Hello potential hazards to human lives and a man that's had sex a lot, you are given $1mil to mess with your fellow Podcasters, how do you spend it, legality be damned?

YesMan246

Hey xenophobic biggie smalls, Hispanic Golum, and black metal. Out of all the figures on Mount Rushmore who do you think you could take in a fight. You can’t back out or kill yourself.

John Lang

Hello to my future my rape victims. My question is that out of all the main forms of art( Visual art, Music, dance, drama, Theater etc) which ones do you think that has the biggest impact on our society, which ones are more important, and which ones you personally thinks is the best?

Hayden Glass

Greetings the three minority stooges, what video games do you like that everyone hates, or games that everyone likes but you can’t stand? Stay Snarky

Wretched Spawn

Hello Snark Bros Company, So when are you guys gonna admit that you're a bunch of picky, foodie bitches? Love you guys xP

chemicalcvlt

(my name is pronounced Isaac, spelled retardedly) Hello, Undiagnosed Schizophrenia, Mr. Sex, and Santa’s lost Puerto Rican Elf, What is the most fucked up/stupid thing you ever considered/ did as a joke, for me I ordered 120$ worth of blt’s with ranch from Jimmy Johns to my friend’s mom’s house, I was supposed to pay it off because I didn’t go to jail, thank fuck for short memories though.

John Barlich

hey what is better new york style pizza or chicago style pizza

David Lewis

What would be the last words you write down before you die to cause as much confusion as possible?

Dr.Drill

In a walking dead like cenario, you Derek and Tom had to lead a group consisting of your patrons. 1. How would you lead and 2. How long do you think you would last.

Derelict Derek the Deranged

Chris Ray Padme, Tom Honeypot, and misspelled Derek, here's a hypothetical would-you-rather. One day, you're out cross country skiing, when you're suddenly struck by an avalanche. You manage to miraculously survive, but somehow your dick got stuck in snow and ice. You still have your survival knife on you. You see in the sky a news helicopter, but there's a horny silverback gorilla behind you. You have two options. Would you rather cut your dick off and be saved by the helicopter, or get ass fucked by the silverback gorilla while it's broadcasted on national news, and be saved afterwards? For the sake of argument, you don't suffer any permanent physical damage from the gorilla.

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Hello disciples of George Carlin and Derrick. I have a question that is sure to weird one of you. What would you do if Keith David came into your house, screeched inhumanly, and went into your fridge and drank all your milk and left without saying a word to you or looking at you. Sween, you pick number c.

oh god help

Hello reanimated bones, spray painted iron giant and horny Miles Morales. First time question for a long time supporter, have any of y’all fallen into any internet rabbit holes, conspiracy or otherwise? You know, the wild shit that makes you question the world. Keep up the merry shitshow, gents.

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Howdy fellers. My friend thinks trying to laugh off all the horrible shit in the world like a sociopath is unhealthy. While I dont necessarily disagree, I also think that emotionally processing every bit of awful news that doesnt directly affect you is probably worse for your health overall. Where do you funny people stand the unfortunately serious issue of trying to not lose it in these frankly absurd times?

The Shambling Corpse of Ronald Mcdonald

Hello brown guys , if instead of truly dying you could zap your consciousness into a virtual world like the show upload would you do it? It takes away all chances of going to a true after in the chance there is one and the process makes it so u can’t go back to your real body.

SryMissJackson

What’s cooking Snapple and Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, intense libido for Tali Zorah, and beacon for the deluded. What were some games or hijinx you got up to as kids? As someone whose has food delivery apps as a high schooler, my friends and I will order food and print out a picture of our delivery driver, and then frantically ask them for an autograph, and we get it every time. Cheers!

Murderascended

Well heeey there M808B, M1 Abrams, and M44 Hammerhead. So while i was a marine i was known for my raspberries and hugs. Long story short a vast majority of marines thought it was gay. I do not think so because people blow on little kid tummies all th time so why is blowing on a grown mans tummy gay? Perhaps a sexual act i was unaware of and vast majority of people are just pedos

Captain Dickhead and the Peni Patrol ft Corporal Keith David

Hello Rejected Hobgoblin Fetus, Mankind Supremacist, and Vantablack Alloy. Recently on Papa Sweens stream he talked about how Hip Hop and Rap were so deeply rooted in New York culture. I wanted to know what other bands or genres you think closely encapsulates and area/state/general vibe of a place . Examples: Lord Huron's album "Strange Trails" represents Michigan's pine forests and lakes perfectly and Pop Punk/Alt rock is pretty rooted in the general attitude and music scene of the Midwest.

Fanatic-Monki

Hello Bungus, Chungus, and Gungus. Do you guys have any experience in Rockstars Manhunt games? If so, did you enjoy them in all their brutal inhumane nature? If not, I think Sweeny specifically could make a killing off a playthrugh of that game on YT. Love the show, thanks for making my workday bearable!

james passmore

Hello non deformed Ricky berwick, lardicus, and hopefully gabby. What’s the best way to get revenge on your enemies? Also it doesn’t have to be legal

Gamecontroller25

I been meaning to relearn my guitar, any advice.

Elchior

Hello, would you want to see a movie based on each of your favorite games, (Chris Halo, Derrick Mass Effect and Sween probably a Nintendo game) and who would you cast for the main characters. Keep up the great work!

Gabe The Babe

What's better, a mermaid with the top half being human and the bottom half being fish or vice-versa

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hey guys, my question is mostly directed at Sween, but it could apply to all of you. Lets say in the future that aliens and mankind coexist. One day, your son/daughter brings an alien home as a boyfriend/girlfriend. What is your reaction and exactly how much is Sween going to reenact Guess Whose Coming to Dinner?

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hey twat, cunt, and slut (I’ll leave it among you to decide who is who), you three have created and are creating decent online communities for a living, what do you plan on doing when or if your popularity falls? Go back to Sears or Starbucks? For your sakes I fucking hope not.

Leah DeYoung

Hey The Reason Why I Listen, Etc., & Etc.! Repeat question because I commented too late last time. If you got to spend the day with a celebrity but at the end of your hangout you, personally, had to kill that person, who would you pick? They can't give you any inheritance or buy you assets, but they will fund the day and you won't get charged for their murder.

Monke Chief

Hello Inhuman Autists and Derrick, what if you were in the scenario in Alien Resurrection where your DNA is used with a xenomorph's DNA to create a abominable human-xenomorph hybrid? What would you do if you were to see it? P.S. Sweeney, you can't kill yourself.

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Salutations keith daviders! The last podcast gave me the idea for this moronic query. Which is more awkward, you being in a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) in which you have never met the other guy before, or the opposite in which you have known the other guy for a very long time?

Ransom your mom

Hi Apex Black individual, Big Nubian Simp and collateral damage survivors I am a big fan all the way from Malaysia and I was wondering if the stereotypical bullying like wedgies wet willies and locker shoving was real? if not how were you scarred in your Tween hormone filled years

huggerderek

Hey there Chris Raystation, SomeBox 360, and Tom Swii U. What videogame console do you guys consider tne best and what do y'all consider the most underrated? Have a good one my 3 minority brethren. I'll be here enjoying my mayo and NOT miracle whip.

.selkies

Hello "you people" are actually kinda fun, and gringo'nt, what's one song you like that's from a genre of music that you typically don't fw?

it played with its penis

Question for Chris: seeing as you enjoy both Xbox and Gaystation (yes, I'm an Xbox fanboy) which upcoming console's exclusives are you more excited for? And do you think Microsoft exclusives like Hellblade 2 will be able to go toe-to-toe with their Sony counterparts like the most recent God of War entry?

Christian Palma

Hey guys! Love the podcast. I always love hearing you guys talk about your opinions about food. What are some of your favorite desserts or baked goods?

Emperor Palpatine

What is the meanest thing you have done to someone

Jordan Vairo

Hello frequent targets of racial insensitivity and edgy cringelord “humour”. In the inevitable Scorsese biopic about your crimes against humanity and how you all got caught; who will be cast as each of you and what song plays during the montage of your arrests?

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

Hey there Hispanic! At The Disco, Mr Liveleak and ASpecificEbonyIndividual. I have a question specifically for the resident space bigot but the rest can answer. If you become a warlock patron what kind of power would you grant your warlocks and what tasks would you ask them to do.

Kadovox

Hello Masters of the Autismicly spoken word! I would love to hear your thoughts on the death of hobbies. It seems that many people only focus on the grind, while not taking down time for something else.

Piotr Tchaikovsky's Sween lake

Hello king piccolo to lin-manuel Miranda's kami and the two people who can become Keith David by using the potara earrings. I want to ask Derrick, how long did he stay in Greece and if he liked it or not. Also Chris the last time you read one of my questions in episode 17 you reffered to me as "some Russian name that I cannot read for the life of me". I wanted to let you know that it's fucking Greek. Love you guys. Peace.

ButteredButter

What is one food that you can't stand but everyone else thinks is amazing? For me it is celery.

A Little Late Term Abortion with Lilly Singh

Hey minorities. I have a pretty serious question that I would appreciate being answered by my favorite content creators. A group of people at work were hanging up on me for being a conservative. When I started to defend myself, our Vice President of the company told me I don’t need to talk politics at work and that was my only warning or I would be fired. I’m currently trying to find another job but it’s difficult in these crazy times. My question is, should I just keep my mouth shut or defend my beliefs and risk being fired for it?

i used to be schizophrenic but now we're fine

Wassup Ramones, K-dot and We Are The End: my question is if you three were to form a band, what instrument would each of you play and what kind of music would you make?

Wibbly Wobbly Big Tower Thingies

Hey male shoe, randomly generated African American, and hate void with pants. I just wanted to know if y’all had any old development studios you’d love to see come back. Personally I think pandemic studios had some damn good titles.

Conrad

Hello, hope you guys are doing well. I was wondering when we will get to hear more guests on the show? The one with Jakey was great! What about having others like Scott the woz, ShoeOnHead, calebcity, The Keef crew, videogamedunkey and maybe even someone like markipliar?

Dekayto

Which fast food restaurant would you bankrupt in a heartbeat?

Da White Devil

hello living examples of why humanity was a mistake. you are allowed to have one object or character from any si-fi become real (i.e. the bolter from Warhammer 40k). What would you choose?

Sam Lane

Hello diversity quota podcast! What video idea or tweet have you not gone through with because you did not want to deal with the backlash? For me, its threatening to drop my friend like the south tower on twitter.

Fernanda Leighton

What are some things that absolutely infuriate you no matter who is doing them? Some common examples are when someone chews too loudly or when people listen to music in public without using headphones.

Arod the goon king

Hello Chris and the black mailmen, out of Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo who has the best exclusives. Me and my friends believe PlayStation does as we prefer single player games but I also have a lot of love for Halo. Love the podcast keep up the stellar work.

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

hello Oreo Triplets, my question is one I asked Sweeny on a stream, but more importantly, I shall spread it to you. if you could have a mastery of any melee weapon, what would it be? (P.s. Sween, I will buy it, I just need your specs for the Katana)

Akhaadi

Hello Bobby Lashley, Lio Rush, and James Ellsworth of the "What is Wrong With You" cast. I recently decided to drop some dosh in your direction after Chris said something about JFK and a tin can and I had a legitimate spit-take. I'm on Part 20 of GenoSamuel's Chris Chan documentary and it got me thinking: How many changes to your pre/early life would it take for you to turn out like Chris Chan?

icehot1

Hello misenthropic bard, warrior of the thigh order and wizard who casts homemade fireballs. Sweany talks about DnD on twitter and I was wondering if the 3 of you would ever stream a short DnD session? Btw Chriss I will go up to the highest tier if you can pronounce this word: Eyjafjallajökull. Love you all, stay safe.

Pampered by Cheese, Cheese David.

Hello Medium Rare, Well Done and Uncooked Chicken. I just want to say thanks for bringing sunshine & smiles to my world, also what's the most obscure media that any of you have ever come across on the internet?