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Shoe0nHead on The Snark Tank: Question Thread (Patreon)

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2020-08-10 17:08:00
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Hey, guys! We’re taking questions early for Shoe0nHeads episode of the podcast so we can plan for it super well. We haven’t done a guest episode in a long time and we’ve never had a guest join us through the internet before so it’s kind of exciting and stressful.

So, if you have any questions for Shoe on this, our beloved clusterfuck of a podcast, chime in! We’re looking to record in late August so the episode will release either late this month or early September. We appreciate the patience as we got used to this weird new “normal” and got acclimated to doing the show remotely.

Also, the episode will likely have video so that’ll be fun.

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William Irwin

Hey Shoe. So what’s you’re opinion on sprinting in Halo?

Ransom your mom

Hi whats the difference between simping and chivalry ?

apple

Looks like it’s my time to shine boys and I have only one question what is the creepiest question someone has ever asked you in real life or online? P.s show me your feet

Emperor Palpatine

Fellow humans? Would you rather all liqids come out like sweat ie piss shit cum vomit, or be sliced in half veriticall but still be alive on both halvs but be forever 2 halves suicide is not an option of either if you try both punisments shall be forecd apon you

Ryan

Hello Shipwrecked Mexican, Yam Yam, Half-Breed and Femoid. Many years ago I learned the phrase "Kingdom Hearts 2 lookin-ass ass" from June. Is there any phrase in the English language that can be better or is that proof we've peaked as a species? For an actual question, what are all of your opinions on Jreg, assuming you know who that is.

KillerxChloe

Would you let Biden sniff you once a week for the next 4 years if it meant Bernie Sanders would be president?

Gabe The Babe

Hi June, since the wage gap button hasn't been of much use lately, what's the next button you'll have made? Also, how much will you charge for your inevitable OnlyFans?

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello Shoe and her Simp following, who do you think has the worst body, beauty, and perception standards between men and women (all encompassing and inclusionary)? As a petite woman, I’ve been EXTENSIVELY bullied for my body throughout the years (flat, boney, even prepubescent), but have been told that men still get it worse. Love all of you guys, keep up the good shit.

TheDumpsterWizard

Now is the time for the real questions to be asked; Shoe, what is your favorite animal? Mine is the peacock mantis shrimp and I could go on forever about them

Zerowolf

Hey human with shoe on cranium. I already ask the other guys Lizard Ray Gun, Some Black Owl, and Falcon Sweeney so I’ll ask you. You are cursed by a witch to transform into a animal every full moon of yours choosing and no you can’t pick human looking at you you Lizard Gun

james passmore

Hey dumbasses, since 2020 is horrible and never ending, what year would you go back to if you could?

Dekayto

Hello Boy, Fem, Femboy, and Boyfem, you get to change the national anthem to any song which would it be?

Decwood

Hello, EGirl, Puertorican Skeleton, black participation trophy, and next ANTi Bates My family is very much so into having a political echo chamber I was wondering if any of you follow anyone you know you don't agree with most of the time to get different perspectives, on things you possibly didnt think of before Love the show and all of you

Higgle

What’s up simpsquad and libtard, If trump said “I’m gonna launch a big fat nuke right now”, what city do you immediately assume he’s about to create a giant empty cereal bowl out of?

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello simps and simp lord, I asked a similar question in this same thread, but here is a follow up: which body type do you think gets more abuse? In this thread alone people love calling Chris a Skeleton, but you never see people poking fun at Sween or Derek. It seems like it’s now societally “ok” to mock skinny people, but god forbid you mock someone larger for their weight, THAT is body shaming. I love your faces you beautiful bastards.

huggerderek

Hey there Everybody Hates Chris, King of Sweens, SomeBlackGuy Meets World, and Shoefeld! I would love for you guys some of your favorite sitcoms growing up and ones you currently enjoy! Love the podcast and I'm excited to see more of my favorite YouTube peeps as guests.

Papa Nurgle

how far do I have to twist my neck around until it all goes black?

Akhaadi

Hello Pussy Pounder, Bussy Blaster, BootToFace, and Chris. If you could bring one of the WORST people back from the dead in a plot to save the world, who would it be and how would whoever you brought back do it?

John Barlich

hey shoe how you do. hey Chris why you look like pics. hey sweeny why yo Winnie so small. some black guy why you black.

Christian Palma

Hey fellas, this is a nice question for all of you lovely people. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

the Blampy that Dangles

Hello those who shall not be named, and shoe. A military plane is crashing outside your house, the government comes to take it all, but in order to keep you quiet, they promise one thing from the crash site for you. What do you chose. A: a functioning suit of power armor, B: a real life alien (as a pet, its similar to a dog in behavior, but looks kinda like a lizard). Or C: a futuristic laptop, fit with one petabyte of storage, 10 terabytes of ram, and a gpu powerful enough to run all of the games released this year, highest settings, simultaneously, with no drop in performance. There is no major downside to any option you choose, other than the downsides that come with said items. For example, powering the suit could be very expensive on your electricity bill, the alien pet cant be taken outside, and the laptop could just have bed thermals. PS. I hope you guys are doing well! Thanks for providing me a consistent stream of funny content during a shitty time in our lives.

Rictor86

Shoe, what is your favorite piece of Keith David's portfolio, and which member of the Snark Tank would you Thanos snap to replace with him?

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Hello diverse characters in a D&D campaign minus the cool shit. What is the most bizarre dream, or hallucination, can you remember. I had one that switch from a funeral with someone I didnt know to a zombie apocalypse, then it switched to me sitting playing the game of the zombie apocalypse. Then a homeless man stabbed me when I left the room.

Firm Bizkit

Hello Shoe and her simp battalion. This is mostly for Shoe, but you guys can chip in if you agree. What lengths would you go to to see BERNARD SANDERS elected as President? If there was a way you could commit a somewhat heinous war crime to get our Lord and Saviour in the White House, would you do it? P.s. Thanks to the lot of you for making me laugh hysterically in these shitty times.

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Howdy Chris, Sween, Derrick and Shoe. If all 4 of you were turned into marketable figurines, who would last the longest in The Jar™️

Madshibs

Yo Shoe, why you ain’t do Boxxy videos anymore? ;)

Aaron Alvarez

Hello Black Metal head, Savage man who learned to cut his hair, Big Black, and Liberal with a camera made in the 60's. I have recently began to lose my self in Death Stranding (thank you for showing me this amazing game Chris) and wanted to know If you guy's had a moment in life where you did almost nothing but a single activity that you now realized made up a good chunk in your life.

Just Monika

Hello. That’s it. Just hello.

Matt

Shoe, what is the worst thing about creating content for the internet? Be it YouTube or twitter sh*t posts.

it played with its penis

Shoe, I thoroughly enjoy your Brainlet channel and I'm wondering are you going to keep it going since Bernie went bust? It would be nice to see you keep trashing the circus that is our goverment.

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Salutations Hostage held at gunpoint and the guns! Got a little hypothetical for you 4 lamebrains. Lets say you wake up in the early 1930's alone, you have the ability to time travel but you have no control of when you go, the time, date, year etc. will always be random with no way to influence it. Do you A) Risk continuously time travelling until you get back to your own time, knowing that you could travel as far forward as the heat death of the universe or as far back as the dinosaurs? or B) Not risk it and live out the rest of your life from the 1930's. Here's some extra caveats to stop you from "lawerying" around this hypothetical 1)If you do end up travelling to a point in time that you exist you will replace that version of yourself and assume their appearance. 2)You will always be in the same location when you travel, regardless of the earths rotation. 3)There is a brief cool-down to the time travelling so you can't just spam it until you get the desired result 4)You can't kill yourself (That means you Sweeney)

Gay Cum Man

Congratulations Chis with tits, Shoe with a dick, some black guy and Derrick, you have all just adopted a baby together! Hooray, mazel tov and oh fuck you're now responsible for a child/possible little person you picked up by mistake. What flavour would you get from the baby store, what would the four of you name it and what life lessons would each of you teach it?

arffur

Hey ChrisTopher, Thomas of The Sween, DerrickDarkGuy, and SandleOnSkull, if you had to live in the 1300’s what country would you live in?

Bruh Where My Chicken Strips

What's up Racist Solid Snake #1, Racist Solid Snake #2, Black Chad and Confirmed Brainlet! Longtime fan of each of you individually and loving the podcast! You've been sentenced to die for a crime you didn't commit, and your only way out is a knife fight to the death with a gauntlet of celebrities going Neil Patrick Harris, Joe Biden, Mark Zuckerberg, Sylvester Stallone, Elon Musk, and the final boss Keith David. Do you think you'd win, and if not where do you die? Also p.s. at no point can you kill yourself

Captain Dickhead and the Peni Patrol ft Corporal Keith David

Hello Spaghetti-American, decrepit illness filled Nilbog, National Security Threat, and Derrick Koku-jin. What is your number one most hated game. I fucking hate Skyrim and Pokemon Sword and Shield. Oblivion and most other Pokemon games are better less dumbed down experiences and I will die on this hill.

Deathstrider69

Hello, Chris doesn't have a ray gun, Destroyer of Worlds Tom Sweeny, and the best hat wearer of all time Shoe0nHead, been a fan of the podcast since for a while now but haven't been able to donate because I lost my credit card. I just wanted to know what are is the smallest little thing that bothers you the most? I hope you have a wonderful rest of the year, praise be to Keith David. I didn't chose the name btw

Definately not a foot fag

Hello Chris, Tom, Derrick and the funny one, what is a fandom that you have recently gotten into?

Jessamine Jae Roger

Hey Shoe0nHead, Shoe0nHead+Penis, Black Shoe, and Fat Black Shoe- Let's say that every living and dead United States president has been brought to an arena, given a baseball bat, and told to fight to the death by... idk god. Who comes out on top? My bet is on The Bull Moose - Teddy Roosevelt, AKA the manliest man to ever man.

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Aye Domestic Terrorists, I had a dream in which my accursed gray matter thought of the phrase "Metal Gear 6ix9ine: The Fall of 6ix9ine" and I want you all to act out a scene from this video game.

Ebsalom

Hey Christopher Firearm, Personality is Sex, Tom Sweeny, and incestuous Nazi girl. To June: what is the meaning behind/the origins of your internet name: Shoe0nHead?

Zelex

Hello new Patreon here, only ever got it to join Shoes discord of depravity. If any of you extraterrestrial semen dumpsters could have any power or be any creature from the X-Files what would it be and why?

Midwest Methamphetamine Manufacturing, LLC (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-14 07:00 Question for Chris & Sh0e: What was it like dating another YouTuber & would you ever do it again?
2020-08-16 21:22 Question for Chris & Sh0e: What was it like dating another YouTuber & would you ever do it again?

Question for Chris & Sh0e: What was it like dating another YouTuber & would you ever do it again?

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

Hello Triple comedy threat and Timbsonhead, I am moving on my own in less than a week and my car died at the worst possible time. What are some instances where something extremely inconvenient happened to you guys at the worst possible time? P.S. this is the first time I’ve ever signed up and donated to a Patreon, love the podcast.

QT Desinger AKA QatQuest

For Shoe: Is Skeptic actually as much of an absolute pussy smashing alpha chad as he appears to be? also does He have an onlyfans or a private snapchat? asking for a friend.

yotta

Hello poorly made sandwiches and an Italian sub, whats a project you've always wanted to do but couldn't because its impossible/out of your reach

porktopus

hello 3 emiciated cats into a scrawny puertorican costume, dark metal midget, giant serial self terminating coward and soon to hit the wall ruiner of the left. god descend upon the earth and decides the us and all its territories shall sink to the bottom of the ocean in 30 days and is gracious enough to give you a warning, wich country do you flee to and why (sweeney can't kill himself)