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Question Thread: October + Update (Patreon)

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2020-10-04 04:44:34
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2026-06

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Hey, folks! So, we’ve had recent questions posted to older question threads so to help simplify it, were posting one question thread monthly so everyone’s questions are added and easily tracked.

Let’s go!! Spooky questions + suggestions!

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Colin Moriarty

Watch event horizon if you haven't. It's the closest we will get to a dead space movie

Murderascended

Hello M808B, M1 ABRAMS, and HAMMERHEAD. what is something you saw as a child that has traumatized you to this day. Real life,tv, or video games. Keep it spoopy lads.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello spooky ghosts and ghouls, you’ve told your best/worst party stories, but what about some standout Halloween party stories? If none, just some standout Halloween memories! Y’all are pretty great, no foolin’.

Dekayto

Hello Ghoul, Wight, and Revenant, what was the cringiest halloween outfit you ever wore?

That's his name. That whole thing is his name.

Greetings Keith David’s Golden Boys! I’ve been trying to write songs for my band lately and I’ve been suffering from some serious writer’s block. I have a lot of ideas for topics, some are half baked, and some are just a general style that I want to try and nothing more. But whenever I try to sit down and write, nothing comes to mind. So, do you guys have any tips on how to deal with writer’s block? Any and all tips are appreciated, thanks in advance!

Mikesapien

Hello, gathered friends. Were any of you ever into Bionicle?

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Greetings to the Ghosts of Minorities Past, Present, and Past again. Whats the worst or weirdest Halloween 'candy' you ever go Trick or Treating? One time I somehow ended up with Flintstones Vitamins, which confused me at the time but thinking about it now I laugh about a lot.

Warhammer 40k Reference

Salutations xenophobe, xenophile, and xenoilliterate . If you had to chose one science fiction/fantasy setting, and all it's related media, to be the only one that has and will ever exist, which would you chose and why? I would choose Warhammer 40k, because it has stolen so much shit and has basically everything in it already.

huggerderek

Hey there ChrisRayGum, SomeButterfinGuy, and Tom Sweet Tarts. Since Halloween is coming up, what are some of you guy's favorite Halloween candy? I personally love Twix and Nerds. Love you guys!

Gamecontroller25

Dear Small Bone, Average Bone, and Big Bone. If you could be any skeleton in media which one would you be? Remember any answer is a great answer.

Lazy The Crazy

Chris I need your help. My girlfriend and I were driving and she put on some music and it was ear grating. I checked what it was and it was the band Le Tigre from your video "THE CRINGIEST SONG EVER MADE! - "I'm With Her" by Le Tigre" and I dont know what to do or how soon to leave her. Aside from that what are some of the cringiest bands that you and the others cannot stand.

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Hello my favorite beans of the internet! (That sounds kind of racist now that I think about it, but I'm gonna roll with it). In the theme of Halloween I was wondering if you guys have ever had any paranormal experiences. Anything from UFO encounters to ghostly hauntings to Bigfoot sightings. Also Chris I'm currently working on a demo reel to send you because I want to be your editor for the podcast and wanted to know how I should get it to you when it's done. Please hire me I'm hungry.

Ben Douglass

If you could play an "I'm dead" prank on your closest friends and loved ones, what method of death would you choose to show them in order to scar them for life? I've seen YouTube prank channels do boring things like stabbings or hangings, so I know you guys can be more creative than them! Love the podcast, keep doing you, boys!

user

Since it’s horror related I’ll tell my scenario again Your souls are trapped behind the fog walls of demon’s souls Boletaria, and has manifested itself. Describe your oddly figure. Behind that fog wall, a hero will greet you. Who would your hero be and describe your wretched demon soul

John Barlich

I know it is an old one but what is your favorite scarry movie

A fucking grizzly bear

Hail: Raygun, Black guy & perpetually forgotten. The internet unanimously parades their skeletons about this time of year, but do you guys have any unique october/halloween memes?

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.

Jonathan Anguiano

Salutations Light, Dark, and Black Magicians! Since Halloween is approaching, my question is this: Are you guys planning to do the traditional movie binge of horror movies or shows,? If so, which shows or movies would you plan on watching? Also, I just supported to you fellows and I’d like to say that you are the first people I’ve probably ever given money to. No regrets so far (lol) Keep up the good spirits! It’s what the Dark Lord wants the most. Hahaha

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Good tidings soon to be organ donors! You constantly simp for keith david on this podcast (rightfully so) to an almost evangelical degree. However, almost all big celebrities have skeletons in their closet, usually grape skeletons. So what is the least heinous crime, or malicious act in general, that Keith could commit that would stop you from respecting him? Old K D increasing his K:D Ratio.

William Irwin

Whats up you filthy loveable degenerates? Given the spooky month that is October, what was your favourite halloween costumes you’ve ever had? Also on the topic of spooky shit how about that Peter Parker redesign for Spider-Man Remastered? They turned him into Scott the Woz and i was deeply unsettled.

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Good spooky month, the giver of melanin, the skeleton, and the man who will start the crusade against all aliens. I wanted to know the scariest dream you have ever had? Mine used to be when I was a little kid, I would see a wooden child doll chase me around me in my dreams for the first eight years of my childhood and when he grabbed me, I would be falling into a dark void and then wake up.

JakeRaymond

Hello Hip-Hop, Rock, and Edgier Rock. Long time listener and first time supporter. I wanted to know if there were any music artists that you love that you dont think ever got/get enough recognition? I've been listening to a rapper called E-Dubble since middle school who I think should've gone a lot farther than he did. Thank you boys!

Itsalloverforme

Look you lovely white supremacists white fake skin. I would love to know what would a women have to suggest as a sexual act that would make you leave her on the spot like if she asked to have sex while you taking a dump on the toilet Ps. Love your ramblings about why a robot head with a pussy is better than a real women

Tyler Durden

Hello! vanilla latte, mocha frappe, and iced espresso. my spooky question(s) for you is/are: if you where going to by killed by a horror movie villain who would you want your killer to be, and how do you think they would go about doing it?

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Dear absolute degenerates, What the most angry you've been while playing a game? Sincerely, Tulsi Gabbards Veiny Futa Cock. Ps. Is anyone else fucking sick of the same spooky skeleton meme? The meme stopped being funny last year. I hope whoever keeps spamming them gets their skeleton removed and grounded into powder.

peparony

greeting Donkey Kong Country (DKC = Derrick, Kingston, and Chris. Trust me it sounded a lot better in my head). This is a long fought debate I have had with many of my friends, and I would like to hear your thoughts on it. Who do you believe would win in a fight? Two chimps or one gorilla? To answer a few questions you might have, the chimps understand the concept of teamwork and have the element of surprise. I am very interested to hear what kind of debate this would start. Thanks for all the hours of work, and godspeed you magnificent critters.

sauce

Sup fellas! Was wondering if any of you are hyped for Cyberpunk 2077! The world and soundtrack feel so mind fuckingly awesome, would love to hear your thoughts on it!

sauce

Miss e-dubble man. I remember him through Vanoss Black Ops 2 shotgun montages lol, wish he was still around

Lu10net Lipton’s Famous Wyverns Debunking the Pussyhat Incident of 2017

What’s up First Place, Second Place and DISQUALIFIED from the Oppression Olympics? What’s your favorite Disney movies or ones you think are underrated? My top three would be The Lion King Aladdin Atlantis: The Lost Empire Hope ya’ll are well and look forward to more episodes.

John Martian

Hello Omniscient Fortune Teller of Doom, Possibly Half-Alien, and Boastful Secret Virgin, With Hades being out, I was wondering if any of you have played it, and what your thoughts are on it. On top of that, I know the game has received some backlash for the Rogue-Like elements making anyone finishing the story far more difficult than it seems, and was wondering what each of you think it takes for a game to keep you engaged, and what developers seem to keep mistaking for engagement, when it really scares people away.

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Hello CyberCriminal, CyberTerrorist and Uncontacted Primitive Cave Person, Cyberpunk 2077 is only about a month away now, have you boarded the hype train or are you some kind of disgusting hipster who dislikes everything popular (or maybe you have some kind of valid reason to not be excited who knows)

Do you think Brian Thompson's last word was WaAaAaAaAaAaAh

Hello Gomez, Uncle Fester, and Cousin It (I came up with that joke after Chris got his haircut but it's the only thing I could think of.) What do you consider your best costume from past Halloweens? My senior year of high school, I dressed up as the singing telegram from Clue. Nobody got the reference but I looked really good in black hair, so I consider it a win.

bat vermin the 10th

Greetings orc brawler, halfling scholar, and dark elf bard. One of my friends has been trying to get the rest of our squad to play dnd, and we’ve had some disastrous results. Our last campaign ended with my orc monk, our half demon Incel, and the rest of our disabled party robbing an old man, stuffing his cheese in our dickholes, lighting half the guards on fire with grease and firecum spells, and flooding the city with a wave of rats led by their authoritarian rat leader “small Chungus”. What are some of the most degenerate dnd moments you’ve had? Love the show, keep up the good work

Big Sauce

‘Sup, nerds. Are there any common conspiracies or superstitions that you think could be more likely explained by another conspiracy or superstition? Personally, I am much quicker to believe that we’re in a simulation and that the shit flying across the room stuff like derek’s friend’s controller is indeed a glitch in the physics engine as opposed to a ghost. Kind of like when ghosts in halo fly across the map

2DSimp

Hello Sargeant Johnson, Darker Sargeant Johnson, and Special Agent Puerto Recon! What did you think of Halo: ODST and would you want another Halo game like it? And Some Black Guy, would you be willing to play a halo game co-op with the Sween Machine and Puerto Recunt? Love you guys, you've been saving me from boredom during work with these podcasts.

Kyle O'Brien-Zimmerman

Howdy there Pablo Escabar, Disgusting Ears, and Tom Peeny! If you could select one character from any media, to collectively as a species to be our hero or champion who would it be and why?

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Hello Hispanic Jack Skellington, black Oogie Boogie, and Derick. I wanted to know what being would terrify you the most if it came into your bedroom and started stroking your hair while you sleep. Sween, you cannot pick alien. I think it would be terrifying if Willem Dafoe's character from the Lighthouse came into my room while I slept and started stroking my hair.

ChunkieBunch

Hello Bones, Chocolate, and Metal Man. My question is first for Derick, do you listen to any powermetal (Bands like Sabaton/Glory Hammer)? And for all of you, any really memorable DND stories? Big fan this was payed for by Mcdonalds blood money

AllHandsOnDick

I'm glad to be back in a financially stable place to support this shit again. My question is, what movie genuinely fucked you up, whether it was the twist, or just the horrifying imagery, a recent traumatic experience of mine was Padak. I also watched Sorry to Bother You, all I can say is, can you help me.

it played with its penis

Question for Chris because he’s scared to death of death. On a scale from full-on panic to checking in at a suicide clinic in Switzerland, how would you react to suddenly getting very ill? I’m asking because I went from being very healthy and physically active to ending up in the emergency room from developing asthma in less than a week. Needless to say, I was panicking because I had never been sick for more than a day in my life until this and I was told it could take me months to get back to normal even with my really good doctors and steroid medications.

Gus-Bus

sup lads, who are your favourite musicians in the following: Chris: Punk Rock Sween: Rap Derrick: Djent love y'all keep up the good work.

Sean O'Malley

Hey, I signed up for the $10 Discord Tier but haven't gotten the link, where can I find it?

Johobo

How's it going Chid, Chud, and Chad. What is the dumbest argument you've gotten into? love ya lads.

Veddy Gud

Hey Chris, I've been trying to get into the Halo series, so I need your professional opinion. Of the games in MCC, how would you rank them, from best to worst, first in terms of the campaign, and then in terms of multiplayer?

Jessamine Jae Roger

Hey Daft, Dull, and Doctor- are any of you fans of any netflix original series? I have particularly enjoyed all of the marvel shows and especially love Bojack Horseman as potentially one of the greatest animated series of all time.

Decrepit Dan

Hello there nearly legally blind hispanic, ear cheese, and actual psychopath. What are heaviest/scariest/most disturbing bands you guys listen to? Personally, I cannot find anything heavier than Portal, Burzum, or Convulsing. Also Tom Sweeny's King pin name should be Mr. Suwuny

ChrisDancingForCarson'sSickPleasure

Shalom Falafel, Turkish Coffee, and Bagel — What ethnic foods have you tried that you expected to hate, but ended up loving? For me, as you can guess by the names, I was surprised by how much I ended up loving Israeli food when I worked at a Hebrew restaurant before the world's collapse. P.S. Binging the podcast over the last two months while I work 12 hour shifts has kept me sane in this hellscape, so here's your cut of my tips. Thank you guys so much, stay safe.

Sean O'Malley

Just saw your reply, how do I DM you?

Jonathan Anguiano

HINGGA DINGGA DARGIN Snarkmen! (Spongebob reference) I have one question for all, what is a song that you guys would cry every time you hear it? Is there any reasons why? (No judgement) For me it’s for a therapeutic session whenever I haven’t experienced some crying for awhile (it’s weird but it’s very normal routine). Keep up the great content men!

MFingWhiterunGuard

Hope you guys are doing well! You talked about your most embarrassing Halloween costumes a few episodes ago (mine was a ladybug when I was 6). On the flip side, what are your BEST costumes, or Halloween memories in general?

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello Hurricane Maria, 40 Acres and a Mule, and The 3/5ths Compromise. Say you're given the power to resurrect a dead president and put him back into office for the next two terms, who do you choose and why?

Gary Framacceli

hey dipstick, gargoyle, and simp Sweeny, what's your favorite ethnic food you have no cultural attachment to? Also, Sweeny's kingpin name is Notanurse McStranglepatients.

Krisfireball

Hey howdy hey, Cortana Simp, Probably an Olimar main, and Love making mass erect machine. I wanted to ask if you guys had any crazy instances of public nudity you either witnessed or took part in? Thanks again for everything and glad to finally be a patron.

Ayan Barua

Hello, 2 fellow Exodus NY-ers... And Derrick... I recall a time I went through something of a Blair Witch situation just to get a fucking Geocache. Have you done something so unreasonably scary for basically internet points or less?

PussySlayer42069

Hope all is terrible I listened to the last episode and noticed y’all made fun of Limp Bizkit in your emotional songs conversation and I’ll have you know this hurts me as a resident of Dayton Ohio who’s seen them play at a Sunoco Gas Station and a wrestling fan For me simply hearing the lyric “You think you’re special.” Pulls on the heart strings thinking of the Promo package for The Rock vs Austin at Wrestlemania 17 So how dare you besmirch the genius of Fred Durst and his contributions to culture. Jokes aside for real look up the Wrestlemania 17 Austin vs Rock promo package it’s incredible and will probably make you at least invested in that Anyway this is my first time writing because I felt so compelled and hope you dudes have a good one

PussySlayer42069

Actually I have an actual question I watched The Witch, Hereditary, and Midsommar with my girlfriend and by the end I felt like I watched the same movie 3 times just with a different setting and characters My friends get pissed when I say this how do y’all feel

Justice of the Adams

Hello Rich Port, Black Sabbath, and Jerk Hut. I have a question for Derrick and Sweeney. I love Spiderman and I can't wait to play Miles Morales, but I think it would be amazing if Miles said Nigga on the regular. Using it as nouns, adjectives, verbs, all that shit. Throw in some NY slang and I would pay an absurd amount of money just for that. What do y'all think about Miles sounding like a hood kid from Brooklyn?

Mr.Rogers Bodacious Gams

Hey yall Mr Rogers Bodacious Gams here, long time listener, first time patron and question asker. For my first question I got something real simple, what's your guys favorite albums(s) and why?

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise be brothers. Is there anything (game, show, movie, ect.) That you're a big fan of but CAN'T recommend to people? For me its One Piece, cuz the world and characters are genuinely great and has kept me as a fan since I was in high school, but it's just so needlessly long and the anime has major pacing issues.

Decrepit Dan

Would love to see you guys have count dankula on the show, cheers

Nostradamus

Greetings, one paragon of big dick energy and two obvious polar opposites, A fan all the way from Croatia here (I bet you 'Muricans don't even know where that is). My question is: would you rather give up video games or the air? So like, if you pick video games, you shall continue to live, but will forever need machinery to breathe. And if you pick the air, you'll never be able to play a video game of any sort, on any device, ever again. Love ya all and keep us laughing, while we wait for an impending doom.

Romann flores

Heyo boyos, would you rather have all your meals for the rest of your life be hot or cold? Drinks included

Decwood

Hello, Reciever of Coochie Coochie Having hispanic And Coochie Connoisseur who doesn't get any What are some games of the previous (PS3 and 360) generation that had the budget of a ham sandwhich or that nobody else liked but, you ended up loving? Mine would probably be Deadly Premonition Love you coochiemen

John Barlich

hey hey hey brothers and bitches. my question is why dose sweeny look like a fat black lesbian woman.

Kyle O'Brien-Zimmerman

Howdy there Halo Lord Master Queef, Mass Effect Love Cuck, and Mario Judah aka Run Lil Niggah. In what way do you think you would rob a bank with a banana, and the banana is known as a banana (you cant hide the fact that it is a banana) ?

John Barlich

fuck Mary kill trump, bernie, and biden (in minecraft)

AllHandsOnDick

Hello all loveable donkey lipped dick brained monkey fuckers, I'm thinking of starting to record my own music soon, what, if any, advice do you have with equipment for recording each seperate instrument (if one won't do for drums but it will do for bass and whats needed for the drums), mixing tools and what not, thank you for your time, sorry if this leaves you out sweeney.

Sustingus

(Sorry to repost this, but the sweetie puddin’ and pie Derrick said that he wanted to save the question for when Chrissy baby boi got back) What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.

peparony

what's popping you 3 beautiful amalgamations of meat and fluids. Halloween season is officially over, and thus Christmas is now gonna forcefully shoved down our throats for the next 2 months. I am wondering what you guys generally think of the Christmas season, love it or hate it. That might be to broad, so an easier question would be something along the lines of "what is the best gift you have ever been given?". Keep making that good shit fellas, and if my question is one day somehow chosen to be read on the show, I will cure homelessness and fix global warming. That fate is on your hands, if you ignore this the world is doomed to suffer.