Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

#65: Give King Kong a Gun (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-08 01:23:48
Imported:
2026-06

Downloads

Content

Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be in Space Jam? Will we end the show if #HeadBashedInJoel or #ShotUncleBen trends on Twitter? Who was Estevez and why does he have so many relatives? 

Find out the answer to these questions and far more when god goes to sleep on the first official Derrick-less episode since we went weekly! 

Files

Comments

Luqui

Love these titles

Zerowolf

Hahahahahahahahaha

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

I always thought the world got worse after 2013. Also Chris was the UFO a glowing orb that made no sound and flew way to fast for a plane but also changed directions instantly? Because I saw one of those last Fourth of July.

Wall bouncing in WW1

Keep it simple guys Tom/ Derrick Dark Tank Tom/Chris Dörk Tank Chris/Derrick Snore Tank

BO

Accent mark tank ( cuz your hispanics)

Allie Bat

Cum Caldron Cast whenever it’s just you two

FluffyNeko

Imagine calling someone Bub, short for Bubsy, because you really don't like them.

CrizzlyBear

Episode 59: Give Superman a Gun Episode 65: Give King Kong a Gun Episode 71: Give Tom Sweeney a Gun Episode 77: We Gave Tom Sweeney a Gun Episode 78: Dark Tank 8, Chris is actually dead this time, Kingston shot him Episode 79: The Derrick Podcast, Kingston is in prison

Kyle Dishon

Easy peasy, Chris and Sween is Light Dark Tank and Chris and Derek is the Nazi Tank

Ashlet

Low effort, but; tanque sarcástico.

Im just here for the memes

As a female who got into more school yard fights than all three of my brothers combined, that shit literally never happens. Regardless we both think that we are the victors.

Im just here for the memes

Sween, you are thinking of Animal House. Panty raids existed in Animal House. And I share y'all affinity for the Squarepants. I was in High School when it first came out and i was totally living for it.

PapaGzeus

Yall should have your guests read the names at the end of the show since they're not worn out by them

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Also Chris if you make a video editing series I will watch it. The bf streams and has been interested in making YouTube videos, but has NO interest in video editing. I always thought that could be a nice thing for me to do here and there in my free time.

BO

mildly racist remark tank

Nusence

Yank Tank

ButteredButter

Yo if Derrek isn't great with multiplayer you guys should totally play sea of thieves.

Unwelcome Ghost

I'm quite happy my question got answered. I do have headphones while listening. And glad my name stunned you

Bagel29

Y’all need to chill with the suburbs slander. They’re completely fine. I’m glad I grew up in the suburbs. Couldn’t imagine being a weirdo growing up in a crackhead filled city

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Chris, you should definitely do an Editing Tutorial series of videos. I would love to learn some of your skills and techniques about editing and maybe implement that into my own work.

A Phalanx of Brumaks

Had to stop partway, cause I was listening at work and couldn't stop laughing. Thanks, boys

BrandEver

It's actually only one type of jellyfish (that we know of) https://youtu.be/2kLSiE-eNjw Also we've actually discovered one other "immortal" creature, the hydra https://youtu.be/4h-tUWjesyg Both vids are SciShow, a pretty damn reliable source Also PS anemone and jellyfish are different species you dumdum

DovahKing

Absolutely yes please to the editing tutorial video please god I will PAY you Chris. Please imovie has sucked my soul out of my arse. P L E A S E

Eoghan MacLeod

If he inexplicably becomes mayor The Yang Tank

BrandEver

El Tanqe de Sarcasmo

BrandEver

For Derrick and Chris: Snark Shrank (cuz ya short)

BrandEver

Well these aren't considered immortal because of long life, instead because they are capable of regressing to a younger stage of life in times of stress. It would be like if you could flip a switch and undo puberty.