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Chris Chan vs The World - Snark Tank #79 (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-11 22:25:59
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2026-06

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Nobody is happy about the fact that we have to mention Chris Chan, but it'd be impossible to not mention it so, here we are. Keemstar dates a 20 year old, Chris Chan f**** his mom, Black John Cena, pirates vs samurais vs knights vs Vikings, Suicide Squad was kinda great? I dunno, this is a mess.

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Shat pants

Listening to Derek say he doesn’t get Nintendo games and to then go on a 20 min diatribe about assassins creed being good was very eye opening

Odo

Hello

Lito

Lmao I forgot y’all existed

Eric

Bout time! Welcome back!

Gucci gang, my gooch is gangrene

Hello bromigos, I have a much needed followup on the question a few weeks ago about eating peoples ash not being cannabalism, if eating the ashes of people isnt technically cannibalism, then does that mean that it would not count as canabalism for me to smoke my friend's body like a mumified joint as he is getting cremated. Also, is the Kyle editing your podcast Camera Colossus Kyle? If so, im glad to see you spreading your talent to this podcast my friend

Give trans women all your money

Can you cool down on the transphobia, I ask this as a trans fan. Edit: Oh god its actually getting worse the more I listen to it, just give a person the baseline amount of respect and name them by their preferred pronouns. How is this so hard? Aaaand you're misgendering Digi as well. This isn't a good space for trans people, I think. I'm gonna have to rethink why I watch this podcast and if its worth continuing.

PapaGzeus

The only thing I knew about Chris Chan before this was that they were trans and had been on the internet for a while. GOD I hope this shit isn't true because I actually dropped my food when I heard the "main scoop"

King of Slaps

"once Chris Chan is brought up shadows follow" This quote is fuckin ominous now to me, considering how the podcast ends

King of Slaps

I understand where you're coming from because as a general rule respect people's pronouns regardless of the character of the person in question. But there is an actual explicit admission by Chris Chan saying they are saying they are trans because it is hard to get the ladies as a cisman. Now for sure the safest thing the pod should have done is find the evidence quote it and share links in here like they have with memes as proof

CrizzlyBear

My summary of who Chris-Chan is for people who don't know Chris is a severely autistic man whose parents were in no way equipped to raise him, his father was already in his 40s when Chris was born and his mother has seemingly always been mentally unwell and manipulative, and his pastoral councilor tended to actually enforce his awful behavior. Chris eventually went viral on the internet for his strange antics and bizarre comic book about his Sonic OC. For 14 years Chris was relentlessly trolled and bullied and for whatever reason Chris just wouldn't leave the internet or just stop engaging with the trolls. Chris basically went insane from all the trolling, they believe that they are a goddess from a different dimension where all of their drawings are real and soon this dimension and our dimension will soon merge into one, I'm not exaggerating. The person who leaked the phone call where Chris admits to raping his mother was the woman who manipulated him into doing it and her end goal was to have Chris kill himself and his mother. She also boils live hamsters for fun and posts it online like shes proud of it. The documentary series about Chris is currently at episode 59 and it has only covered events up to 2017. It is an incredibly dark and depressing story, when you see the clips of Chris being weird out of context they're funny, but when you know the context it's all so sad. A lot of people don't feel bad for Chris because he's rude, homophobic, racist, and has a glaring sense of entitlement, but he is very autistic and has been manipulated and had his poor behavior reinforced all of his life, be it by his parents and councilor or the 14 years of trolls, its not really his fault. He's still a terrible person but it isn't his fault, I personally really feel bad for him.

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Hello my future victims (diminishing consciousness, samurai black, and mini weenie Sweeney). Apparently I am spending my money to only have my amazing questions read ONCE, I bet y’all can’t remember which one you asked. My question this month is. If you could add “you little shit” to the end of any famous movie quote what would it be? Love you guys, even though you shit on my Minnesotan accent

FluffyNeko

Tom has been playing too much Kingdom Hearts, talking about shadows and darkness and shit

james passmore

If Keith David opens a cameo make him say “hey look it’s a little dead meme. Fuck you little bitch. You think you can fuck with me. What a moron” and just replace Chris’s lines in the opening

MasonTheMetalHead.

Hate to be that asshole but dont waste your time with skyrim, play modded morrowind or oblivion to get that elderscrolls ich instead

7rashbag 7

you guys should have lil b the based god on here

Ashlet

A discussion about stollen left-overs and Chris Chan. This is literally just Sleepy Cabin.

ButteredButter

Dude the discord is so into the chrischan thing that the day it happened I saw like 20 memes about it within like an hour of it going public.

Saddest Substance

That point Chris made about DramaAlert shifting the YouTube landscape felt really poignant