THE PIG (Patreon)

"You ain't never seen a fungus before. I'm serious! Oh, sure, you think you have, colourful caps all plump and delicious lookin', but the true fungus? Thats deep below. Stretching, burrowing. Lookin' for food. Somethin' to rot, steal away and spread far and thin. Mycelium can be like a weed, stranglin' the life outta your crops, your family, and your home. No, you ain't never seen a fungus before. And trust me - you don't want to." 

An account from Joan Mosstreader, one of the few to have returned from the Mycelus Archipelago