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Hey everyone, it's Bonus Dose Day! Quick reminder that there's a slot in the Signature Dose tier this month, so if you'd like an actual, physical signed script mailed to you, consider checking that out. Anyway, on with today's video, a look at maybe one of the most oblivious men in the world. "What, I just want to grow babies in a lab to steal their organs, why is everyone cheering for my death?!"

Bryan Johnson is the man who wants to "live forever", who performs "experiments" on himself all in the name of longevity. So why does everyone want him to FAIL? Buckley looks at a couple recent stories involving the man, including using his own son as a "blood boy" (his own words), his goal to harvest organs from HIMSELF (?). Perhaps you'll understand why the Internet cheered when it turned out this all might be pointless for him...

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Bryan Johnson: Baby Vampire (Extra Dose)

Bryan Johnson is the man who wants to "live forever", who performs "experiments" on himself all in the name of longevity. So why does everyone want him to FAIL? Buckley looks at a couple recent stories involving the man, including using his own son as a "blood boy" (his own words), his goal to harvest organs from HIMSELF (?). Perhaps you'll understand why the Internet cheered when it turned out this all might be pointless for him...

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Squirrels of War

This guy read Never Let Me Go as an instruction manual

Shaka, When the Walls Fell

For a second there, I thought that thumbnail picture of Bryan was Elon Musk's attempt at using xAI to de-age himself. ...but yeah. "Who wants to live forever?" or "Come on you apes! You want to live forever?" come to mind. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Petty Officer No Class

Does this guy know that he can just not say anything? The lack of self awareness in thinking this isn't weird as shit and that people don't need to hear about is something.

Partialmean8

Dude skipped right into a Dead Space/40k/Cyberpunk dystopia with that one

Vinny Tenisci

Reminds me of the Christopher reeves South Park episode. Unfortunately they have been doing stuff like this for many years I guess it does make you look younger but it's not really worth it if you gotta treat humans like they're cattle. Living forever would be cool if you retain youth

Honk22

Jesus, when you said "the don't die guy" at the start of your recent videos I thought he was a just a guy that kept telling people not to die so people got annoyed or something.

A Dose of Buckley

I think he thinks his experiments would allow for that, but yeah there's only so much degradation that you can stall. At some point I guess maybe you could put your mind in a robot body. But all matter breaks down eventually.

A Dose of Buckley

He thinks he's sharing a gift with the world, he can't possibly imagine that anyone would NOT want to hear about this!

Vinny Tenisci

All you really have to do is stay decently in shape and active you'll look pretty good at any age. Its when folks get lazy that's when their bodies start getting lazy too. True eventually all things end clearly this guy is just spending too much time worrying about. Real life vampire

Emma Anderson

I love how this guy thinks he's so much better that he deserves to live longer. He deserves to live 160 years but not others, and especially not his own son, apparently. Only HE is worthy of living this long a life you see.

Ash Archer

This is like a weird mix of Nux using Tom Hardy as a bloodbag in Mad Max, and that Kazuo Ishiguro book where clones are raised like cattle and harvested for organs. BOTH OF THESE ARE DYSTOPIAN AND YET THIS NUTBAG THINKS PEOPLE WILL LOVE HIM.

Ash Archer

Right? I thought of that too, he doesn’t realise that book was dystopian

CreatureHanstran

I'm kinda impressed I almost got his age right, I thought he was at least 49... That's still not impressive for him though 😂

LissaChelle9002

Never read the book, but I saw the movie. Terrified the absolute hell out of me.

LissaChelle9002

I want this guy dead. Hell, I'd finish him off for free.

Jeremiah Asberry

Bro jokingly said “morbin time” one too many times

HelterSeltzer

Guys with money AND ego just doesn't go perfectly fine.

Trish Henderson

I miss who I was before i knew about this person

Holly Campbell

He looks like a bad waxwork of Crispin Glover.