Gif: A HELL OF A DEAL (Patreon)

DUDE: Okay, I signed the contract... When does the magic happen?

MAN IN BLACK: It already did.

DUDE: ...What the hell?! You said that if I sold my soul, you'd make me sexually irresistible!

MAN IN BLACK: Yeah, and you certainly look plenty irresistible to me!

DUDE: But... we never said anything about me turning into a girl!

MAN IN BLACK: Well, we also never said you wouldn't turn into a girl, did we? Listen, I understand this wasn't what you expected, and I'd hate to disappoint a pretty little thing like you. I'll tell you what... I'll alter your contract. You'll stay a girl, but you'll also stay young forever. No dying. No flames of Hades.

DUDE: Oh. Well... that's something, I guess.

MAN IN BLACK: And in return, all you gotta do is use your feminine wiles to seduce other gullible, dopey dudes into selling their souls. Just like Sandra, the babe who brought you to me.

DUDE: Wait a minute, are you saying that girl I met at the bar was a guy too?

MAN IN BLACK: Yeah, but I'm not even sure she remembers that far back anymore. She's been working for me a long, long time. Don't worry, this ain't such a bad gig. Just put on some lipstick, slip into a red dress, bat your eyelashes a little... you'll be a natural.

DUDE: Wow, you are just... the worst!

MAN IN BLACK: Well, yeah. You just figuring that out, sweet cheeks?