Gif: A BUN IN HIS OVEN (Patreon)

He was a rude, crude character, and when an attractive woman walked by he'd often say, "Damn, honey. I'd sure love to put a bun in your oven!"One day he said it to a girl on the street and she turned and waved her index finger at him in a funny way, swirling it around and then pointing it as his belly."You want a bun?" she asked. "Go bake one in your own oven."

He chuckled, thinking she was nuts, and walked on. He didn't get far before he was stopped by a strange thump in his belly. Like a little kick...