It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for April 2026! (Patreon)

In glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter for April 2026! Gang, we'll get there, but I'm moving house this week and it's been a month where I've been too busy handing over money to everyone involved in the process to sit down and do anything that brings me pleasure. BUT THE PLEASURE IS BACK!

It's a thumping month, with a lot of complaints about a big triangle blocking our view of the ring at EVE's Wrestle Kingdom 8, a pair of old boots sell for a million dollars to the confusion of everyone who doesn't like wrestling (which is most people with a million dollars), Dennis Condrey turns out to have worn the greatest fits of any wrestler, some women wrestlers from Manchester all pretend to be from somewhere else, children reignite an ancient wrestling art form apparently, and lots more besides.Because we want to make this EXCLUSIVE to Pat Patreonsons, the old newsletter PDFs will be deleted when the new one goes up, so that anyone joining the month after won't get to riffle back through them and make a MOCKERY of the Patreon system. A MOCKERY! I say that, I forget a lot of the time.

Love love love Marc & Pete x