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Ep 220 - What Made Him Bad In Bed (Patreon)

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2022-09-22 13:24:40
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Happy Thursday Cult Babies!!

Hope all is well, we see you guys doing the most over on that discord! Keep it coming!!

Hope you enjoy the episode and very much looking forward to seeing you guys at the live show next week!

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Ep 220 - What Made Him Bad In Bed!

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Kenya Ngwu

Married for 8 years and those times are spot on sometimes on the weekend we do more and go longer but Monday thru Friday it get in and get out kiss good night bc he has work in the morning and I have to tend to the kids

Kenya Ngwu

I have a question….most embarrassing thing to happen during sex?

Janice Weeden

Bad experience: one time I was getting head and he was sucking on my clit so hard it felt like someone was pinching it🤦🏾‍♀️ then got mad because I said it hurt. He said nobody has ever told him that before everybody loves it…Like ok🙄 I don’t

H

That simulation talk is bs, people are either brainwashed or stuck in the matrix. No one is the main character on earth rn, when you die someone else will take your payroll number, someone else will buy your property, someone else will use your studio, someone else will buy and drive your car, your own body is borrowed for your soul to be inside in and once you're in the grave that body will remain there and your soul will leave it's own body. There's only one universe and we're not alone. There's been billions of humans before us and they'll be billions of humans after us, every soul shall taste death and will be questioned for our deeds, sins and prayers and that's all. This life is just a journey towards the endgame which is called judgement day.. what you choose decides your fate and your 2 options are hellfire or paradise.. repent now and change your ways, it's not too late until you're buried 6 feet underground. I'm shocked at Fuhad who says he's a Muslim but he barely has any knowledge about Islam, you need to evaluate on what is your purpose in this temporary life we we're given...

Abrar Abusreyel

10 minutes is good after that i'm zoning out 😂

Ronni G.

As a woman 10-15 anything else is too long

Stoniy

When I smelled tuna 🐠 on his tip.😂

Brianna Murphy

I’m my personal opinion it depends on how horny I am and whether or not there was good foreplay. No/bad fore play and not really horny: 10-15 minutes No foreplay and horny: 20-30 minutes. Once you poke that bear you definitely gotta put it down. Horny and fore play: 45-60 minutes minimum.

Heather H

Simulation talk: I was watching a TikTok with my bf like “reasons why you think it’s a simulation” and it someone said how come I never see any of my neighbors bring in their groceries? We died laughing because we both couldn’t think of a time we’ve seen neighbors bring in their groceries. What’s happens the next day? I see my next door neighbor bring their groceries in. 😂

Rebz06

I kissed my kids dad once and only once we had good sex but yer we both hate each other 😂😂😂

Rebz06

I'm with James 20 mins is to long lmao If we are just talking straight sec not the forplay then like 10 15 mins at a max

Simone Wisdom

He came in 30 seconds. TWICE!!! No exaggeration! 😣😩😮‍💨

Dale Longford

If a man lasts 20mins plus...that pussy is whack!!! 😂

Heffany

You guys make me happy daily I’ve even started shouting in conversations like James does 😂😂😂😂

Heffany

Black twitter 😂😂😂it’s so true I’ve tried a few times I’m like bored instantly

Heffany

POOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaniece

You call it a simulation, I call it God, especially when things come easy!

Maki

Did u try having seks when u have kids? 10 mins is all u got! Better make it work!

T..

I once had a dude literally dribble on me while fucking, not even talking spit in all the right places. Straight dribbled on my face 🙃

Robin

What's you opinion on Raul Rosas JR? (17 year old ufc contender series)

kacey platt

100% living in a simulation.

Fern Walton Wallace

Nah that exact same thing happened to me with the limescale remover hahahah

Parshan

James was in a MOOD today! Lowkey I was nervous he would get irritated because I'm laughing while listening to the podcast with my headphones on at the airport... Anyways, I'm about to hop on a flight with my dog. I think he may have diarrhea; he's acting shifty. These stimulation ass passengers better behave themselves.

JB

Idk if this will get seen but all this simulation talk reminds me of a story my grandparents told me. So, the village where my grandparents live is only small, no more than 500 people who live there, and is the kind of place where everybody knows EVERYBODY. Somebody didn't pick up their dog's crap, the whole village knows about it on the local notice board. They've lived there for 50 years, and know every family. Back around 2006, they went on holiday to Tobago (Not the island of Trinidad and Tobago). Whilst they were at their resort, they were sitting around the pool having a drink, and got talking to the couple next to them. After chatting for a while, they finally asked where they're from. Turns out, they were from a neighboring city from their nearest city. 20-30 miles away from their house max. Shortly after, the couple they were talking to told them that in a couple of months, they're going to be moving house away from the city. And of course, because we live in a simulation, the village that they were moving to - THE SAME VILLAGE WHERE MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE. Literally, less than 2 miles from their house. And now nearly 15 years later, they're friends with the family to this day. SIM-U-LATION.

Iamshrtkng

Broooo at 1:15:00 bro unlocked a new laugh lmaoo

Rachel Horton

To join the simulation chat- I go to uni in Winchester (near Southampton, nobody ever knows where it is lol cause the uni is TINY). I live an hour away for context. Every Wednesday the uni has an event at the SU (student union) and I decided to go by myself since Ik loads of people who will be there. The que was fucking longgg and I was chatting to the guys who were in front of me when I hear someone say my name behind me. For context I have an 11 year old brother (10 year age gap) and cause I live in a small village back home everyone knows everyone and Ik all his friends. Anyway... This girl right behind me in the que is like 'are you robbies sister?' and I was like rah how does this girl know my little brother all the way in Winchester. The girl is the older sister of one of my brothers friends. Who I have never met before and I had no idea she existed. And this que was about an hour long, bare people and this girl who knows me is behind me. IT GOES ON.... I left to go get a cab home that night and was sat at a bus stop and this girl goes 'are you rachel'. I was getting concerned at this point at all these random people that I don't recognise knowing me. This girl I met once in a pub about 5 months ago said I remember you from that night at the pub. All in one night. We defo live in a simulation...

jessica tyler

For the guy who apparently had ED and was delusional about it. Homeboy could’ve been on drugs and that’s why it wouldn’t work and also why he would deny he had it. You think you’d be able to tell if someone was high but if he was an addict you might not be able to.

WitWit

You should have a sexual encounter for 30-45 minutes where you’re able to explore one another’s bodies. The focus should be on fun and having the woman orgasm multiple times prior to penile penetration. The actual vagina sex is the wrap up/ culmination so he can nut (ideally you both will), but that’s like 8-10 minutes.

Tony Spriggs

this simulation theory is crazy it makes sense

Maria Correia

Regarding the simulation theory, a lot makes sense, however I am Portuguese from Madeira, I was born there even though I live in England, my family still lives there and the houses you're on about, people do live in them, I have family that lives in them lol, regarding the Hospital, not every single person speaks English, however a big majority of people do have to speak English as well due to the majority of tourism. A lot of small cafes and mini markets ( little shops ) not everyone has to speak English but big establishments it's a requirement.

Tanya

Nahhh I fucking love this episode, the topics and conversations! It’s been a shit week so this definitely made up for it! Thank you 🤌🏼✨

Shannon-louise

I don’t know where 20 mins is coming from I’ve never had sex for longer than 5!

Ryan Victor

Who’s a Main Character and who’s a NPC?

Kettysha Collymore

My worse sexual experience was “the guy was looking at the headboard the whole time , then wanted to talk dirty like he was doing something.

JLSutts

Red flag… when he isn’t a dog man 👀😂 🚩

Priscilla de Freitas

So, in the simulation theory. If there are 1 million people on James’ server, will the pod only get max 1 million views or 1 million subscribers max?!

Jay

Where does James get his plain Tees from the fit on them looking nice

Yadira Escamilla

James during the whole dog convo was a MOOD af!!!!

jstargirl

7-13 minutes is spot on. Bad sex: dude was MOANIN. I love vocal men but I swear he sounded like a female pornstar. “Oooo yea..fuck me baby” in this high pitched whining voice. I was riding and at one point I just sat there and looked at him and was disgusted.

Emily Davies

I believe in the SLEEP SERVER where if you can’t fall asleep for no reason it’s because the server is full… you don’t know it but you have to wait for someone to wake up to allow space for you to fall asleep 😭😭😭😭😭

Alex Edwards

Quicky 2-4 minutes normally 10-15 minutes Full on 45 mins - 1 hour

Kirra Aguilar

Bad sexual experience: Homeboy was 6’2, I was expecting to get my back BLOWN out. He started giving me head and wouldn’t stop until I cam. Told him the only way that could happen through penetration. He slowly took off his pants to reveal a micro penis. My shit has never dried up so fast. I got my shit and Ubered home. Props to his now girlfriend because that’s real sacrifice.

Tanya Isabella

At my age I’ve had experiences 🙄😂🙈let’s leave that one there I don’t want the kitty kat to get upset thinking about it🤪👌🏻btw Where is discord please?💜

TD

Bad experience: This guy just shoved his finger in like he lost something in there. There was blood on his fingers when he took them out and he had the nerve to be offended when I said 'ow'. I've been cautious around fingers since, especially those thick ones

hannah-sophia

1:06:37 “that’s a wholesome moment” 😭😭😭

Robyn Donaldson

I was looking for a house for a TIME in my budget - single, regular office worker - then a 'friend of a friends aunts bbf' had a flat for sale. Walked in like... this is my HOME. Sold it way under asking price. No reason for this to have panned out for me!

Briana

We’re definitely living in a simulation because there is no reason I see memories on fb that are 1-3 years ago of things I was doing. Meanwhile I’m doing same damn thing that exact day and I notice this quite a few times a year. I’m hope I’m not a npc 😭😂