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Ep 220 - What Made Him Bad In Bed (Audio) (Patreon)

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2022-09-22 14:59:28
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2026-06

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Happy Thursday Cult Babies!!

Hope all is well, we see you guys doing the most over on that discord! Keep it coming!!

Hope you enjoy the episode and very much looking forward to seeing you guys at the live show next week!

Comments

Alyssa

Check out Black Mirror, season 6 EP 1! It's about living in a simulation. Hopefully you see this comment even though it's an old video. Making my way through

XxTekashixX

Not really a simulation but it's a similar sort of concept, but have to check out this old Jim Carry movie called the truman show 😬

Jiggz

If this is a simulation whoever is controlling NEEDS to make me leave this factory job and be onto better things i’ve had enough of this place now🤣

Jiggz

Well if we are not in a simulation someone needs to explain why i’ve met irl NPC’s

Pooh🍯

20 mins is a good time for penetration, and what made him bad in bed is, no foreplay, and I can only feel him in one position, so he kept doing that position until we broke up.

AndyGPandy

Bro at first I thought yer I could take on a gorilla with 30 other guys… took me about 10seconds to change my mind and decide I’m never going to go near a gorilla!!!!!! No more dates to the zoo!! If your ex didn’t take you tough shit you just ain’t going!

Amanda

Forsure!! 5 to 10 minutes like James said I get bored!

Doc

I was on twitter fairly early and when my friends wanted to get on it, I made their accts and followed people for them so they could see the jokes and 'black twitter'. Content curator uno 😏

Alex Mc

Literally 5 mins 😂 boring when it’s too long

Alex Mc

Also Google ‘synchronicity’

Melissa lemus

Yes For sure 7-10 min. No body has time for 20 mins! I got shit to do 😂

Alt

I don’t believe in simulation, with most conspiracies I think people would rather believe in something they have “control” over rather than the fact everything is just random as fuck

Matty D

I deeped ‘simulation theory’ so much about five years ago that I would have existential doubts constantly. Started with the Elon Musk clip which is sound logic on computing power in the not too distant future being able to emulate life and make the AI within believe it’s real.. if that’s possible, who’s to say we’re not already the AI.

Reivax

👉🏾👈🏾

Liah

5-10 minutes 15 tops

Nicole

For the right size 2-5 minutes

Nicole

Bad experience wise- a fwb of mine, really rough teeth once spat in my mouth 🤢

Dion.Benn.9029

There are to many inconsistencies and coincidences for life to not be a simulation

Jamie

5 minutes is good for me has long has I get what I need 😏

Tina Nivar

I’m at work trying to figure out who’s real and who’s an actor in my simulation 😐🤔🫢😵‍💫..

Becky Davis

Does anyone want my tickets for the live show next Thursday? I got excited and booked as soon as they were released and now realise its my sons birthday! 😂 😂 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Kiwie

I'm with James, 7-13 is a good standard, it's okay to have multiple small rounds too. 15-23 I will agree if it's been a while and you want to put on a SHOW👀

Kiwie

Also I NEED caramel conversations. I volunteer as the first guest👀

marcus

i’ve always joked abt living in a simulation and kinda half believed it but after listening to james talk abt it i 100% believe it 💀

Q Dog

Guys hate to burst the bubble. We are not living in a simulation.

Richard Hammans

We might be living in a simulation, but you're not a real person, you are the simulation as well, everyone would be an NPC. You man need to calm down, you're not special.

Fraser Taylor

NAH this simulation thing is real, I’m driving to a job for work, do the job and on the way back I’m driving behind the same car again

Matty D

hearing people out here showing bare cheeks in the discord.. James be gatekeeping all the good stuff for himself.

Hope

8-13 mins max. I’m hungry by this point 😂

Desi

Do you guys remember the video with the girl chopping a tomato and she turns around to get a knife and comes back and the tomato is chopped?! That was a glitch in the simulation

JB

Idk if this will get seen but all this simulation talk reminds me of a story my grandparents told me. So, the village where my grandparents live is only small, no more than 500 people who live there, and is the kind of place where everybody knows EVERYBODY. Somebody didn't pick up their dog's crap, the whole village knows about it on the local notice board. They've lived there for 50 years, and know every family. Back around 2006, they went on holiday to Tobago (Not the island of Trinidad and Tobago). Whilst they were at their resort, they were sitting around the pool having a drink, and got talking to the couple next to them. After chatting for a while, they finally asked where they're from. Turns out, they were from a neighboring city from their nearest city. 20-30 miles away from their house max. Shortly after, the couple they were talking to told them that in a couple of months, they're going to be moving house away from the city. And of course, because we live in a simulation, the village that they were moving to - THE SAME VILLAGE WHERE MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE. Literally, less than 2 miles from their house. And now nearly 15 years later, they're friends with the family to this day. SIM-U-LATION.

Sydney

Average 10-15 minutes because I think going multiple rounds are more important

Che Hong

The fame and money has finally got to James head, he’s actually lost his bloody mind.

Chris Nichol

I don’t think simulation. Another concept - We look at what makes up the world and we see all these microscopic organisms and atoms but they also have name and think they are the big deal with jobs and podcasts. What if there is a bigger thing that we are the atoms of that thing and we aren’t even special?

Kristen MacArthur

James fuckin nailed it. A cool 7-13 easy breezy. Also, Columbus, Ohio baby. Cult BABYYYYY Iets gooooo

Ari Armani

My stomach literally hurt after this episode And 7-10 min max imma be tryna hurry up along after that

Amanda Revello

I’ve always been a Spotify listener but I just joined the cult! Love you guys!!!

Kirsty Marie

This episode blew my mind. I am now convinced we are living in a stimulation 😂😂😂

Eloise Tye

I’ve slept with the wrong guys, 5-7 min max.. now I’m in long term marriage to a woman and we watch crime documentaries and sleep… no need for extravagant multiple hour sessions to impress 👌🏼

Iris Demers

I just joined Patreon less than two weeks ago and have already caught up on all the episodes on here. They’re so good! 🤍

nataliarjones

If this is a simulation, whoever is controlling my life has got a sick sense of humour! 🤣 Also, my mum used to Hoover and mop multiple times a day. She once decided to use furniture polish on the wood flood and I came down one morning in bed socks and went flying across the room flat on my face. It was SLIPPY!!! she was dangerous when she was cleaning!

RICHARD DEAN

Pet parents are fucking wankers! 🤣 i was in Disneyland Florida and a group of women had hen party style t-shirts with a ugly fucking Pug celebrating the dog’s birthday 🤣 without the dog what the fuck is that all about

Ria L

New member here cult member here! Does anyone know which episode the "It ends now!" line comes from? I've been trying to remind myself of the scenario that led to it.