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Ep 316 - He’s a “Situationship” (Patreon)

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2023-08-24 19:29:48
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2026-06
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YOYO CBs!

Sorry for the delay!! Please forgive your daddies! (The first person to complain wears smelly socks and hast changed their underwear in 3 weeks)

luv yew

PS! Cult babies if you wanna link up with your fellow peers join us on Discord! Add Remskkii#9108, once he accepts your request, please send him your patreon email address. Gxng!

Files

SNG EP 316

00:00, SING SONG 01:52, WEEKLY CATCH UP 15:16, PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK 21:09, NEYMAR'S CRAZY DEAL 32:00, MOVIE CHAT 37:20, FUHAD'S DILEMMA 47:13, JAMES' DILEMMA 52:51, TRASH NEWS 59:37, WHINING SONGS 1:09:01, TWEETS OF THE WEEK

Comments

Amy Herbert

James got me listening to in those jeans all morning 😂😂😂😂😂

MagicTrix

Surprised James saw TMNT! Glad he liked it, the character Superfly is played by Ice Cube 😂

Hannah Boomting

"You might have 9 months left but when i'm done you'll have 4 "🤣🤣🤣

Mars

That girl in the dilemma should go through court so that she can find out who her child’s father is whether they want to be the child’s father or not the child has every right to know who her father is. At the end of the day it takes two to tango and in America that child’s father will be forced to pay child support.

Johanna Colvin

Nah Ellis can’t say that 👀 let me fly to the uk real quick

Jacqui McLeish

FUHAAAADDDD big man.. you have that kind of WORK taking 5 months away from my life.

Foxx McG

That last half hour is probably top 5 pieces of content ive seen! Haven't laughed like that in time

Sasha

One of the best episodes

Alyssa

"I take it back!!” 😂🤣😂🤣

ArtofKy

Love this episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Miami Mercenary

James wrote this caption 1000000000%😂

Crystal Mcnees

James needs to stop being such a pum-tease and take his shirt off already 😈😍🥵

Nina Nuñez

big d!cks in his brothers cat is killing me 🤣😂

Ms Royal One

The Quran 😂😂😂 i feel you

Jessica Da Silva

I'm going Saudi for the World Weightlifting Champs, I'm praying a sheik will hire me to teach them Weightlifting 🤣

Sarah Louise

Iv got two meet and greet tickets for manny on 9th sept to sell if anyone needs ✌️

Subika

The UAE is built on slavery, unfortunately

Eshaye

The dilemma, as a child I was in this situation myself go through the courts at least your daughter will have a definite answer. Thanks for another great episode guys 😊

Haley Heusinkveld

Dilemma answer: Send your daughters DNA into an ancestry site as yourself. You’ll get your answer very quick and very accurate. Even if she would be mad one day, she has no standing on your decision as a mother. Only reason someone would be mad is because they’ve done something illegal and been tracked through the system. Nothing will make that man give anything up until he gets a court order. I’d rather know I’m sending it to the right man. What if the other man has passed away? You never know the situation, especially because ANYONE is findable on social media.

Miami Mercenary

dilemma: after 7 years, she should lie to her daughter about her father being dead or something just like she’s undoubtedly lied to her daughter that Santa and the tooth fairy are real. the problem with the court thing is, one of those guys obviously is not the father so to disrupt his life, for something he clearly wants nothing to do with anyways, with court proceedings and DNA testing is absolutely crazy. she should just charge the fact she was a hoe and let two guys raw her in the same damn week and is a single mother. literally her own fault, so she should firm it by herself

Miami Mercenary

that trash news is crazy.. she would absolutely be dying in the hospital alone as i look for my new wife

Eszti Tóth

Naahh this is the best EP so far 😂😂😂😂

Sir_Killar

Law Abiding Citizen, you either seen it or you need to watch it.

kellll

Just become a CB 🥳 about to binge😍

Joanna Le

❤️❤️❤️

Lolly

I’m from Nottingham but moved to Dubai a year ago. This city is wiiiiiiild.

Izzy Lewis

Late on this thread, but talking about cardio, for a short burst, try LES MILLS GRIT. Tried it Taught it Lived it Still love it 4 years later

Daisy Monaghan

Watched this episode twice because it had me creasing. James backing off 7 donuts made me howl - I’ve 100% been there 🤣 but was also so cute with his advice with the mum and daughter. Fuhad - 💯 slay bae, as always 🔥

Lindsey Pinard

Does the little 7 year old girl look like either B or T at all? Maybe she can decipher it that way and move on with her daughter as you have said.

Puffee Lady

1.5 years is nothing, I'm currently coming out of a relationship where I was just convenient for him for FIVE YEARS. After I split with him a month ago, he revealed he's never actually loved me the way I did him. He just loved that I was a kind, patient, and forgiving person, always trying to help those around me, and hoped those qualities would rub off on him.... LOL.

Elia Ullmann

Where is this weeks episode 😭

Elise B

I was looking forward to it so much😭

Sami Habte

Anime recommendation ( BAKI)

Melanie Smith

Another banger as always!! 💚 You always have me ugly belly laughing!! But that's not the reason I'm commenting for the 1st time! Last yr I was in a coma an in hospital for 3mths. My family were told music is a good ting for coma patients to hear. My son's said no, cause they had something better, and that was you lads, since that's the kind of humour an banter I have! I'd died 4 times in the 1st wk (which I'm so glad I never experienced as under the influence of that jarring bullshit) When you mandem flooded my eardrums, my heart rate actually slowed from serious danger levels. Plus, I always thought that in a coma there's nothing happening that I'm aware of but I had MENTAL dreams/nightmares! You guys were in some those dreams just as you are! I remembered them all an they were hilarious! So long story short, you guys got me through those months an also ever since I was discharged in April '22, then recovery, an fast frwd til every single drop! I'm never ever disappointed, an your warmth, down to earth personalities deserve every single appreciation you receive across the world! Always makes me feel I'm invited to your conversation everytime, that's your natural superpower guys. 💚 I love having you in my house everyday doing your ting. PAUSE! 😜 I'd imagine you do the same for everybody! PAUSE DE LA PAUSE 💚 Anyway guys, you'll never know how thankful me an my family are for you, you deserve all the love throughout the world your getting doing your natural ting an letting us ride with you💚 PAUSE LE TRIO!! 😜 Take care guys an take care cult babies. Bless ♥️

Taryn

Imma need an update on that *cat question!! 🤣🤣 WHICH WORD????

Temi Sho

Yeah that cat one spun me 😂. I was fr deeping it 😂

Delilah

Is that Chipotle???

themsmaya

When Rem said Nice n Slow x Usher, I immediately fell more in love 😂😂

ChckenNugget

The Salem witch part took me out 😂😂😂

Keisha Keyz

Ellis is a dark horse with pony...Gwarn

Through The Cowl

Easily Vybz Kartel- come home or go go whine for that last whine of the night

Quentin Harrison

Ellis shut it down with Pony. Wasnt expecting that at all lol

Kye

Na, not knowing who my dad was (even though I have an amazing bonus dad) ate me up inside. I needed to know. And he didn’t want any relationship. But I needed to know for my own peace of mind.

Simran Binner

There should be another segment called Scums where u air out the dickheads sending u dilemmas 😪

Colleen Ceol

We're really comparing being raised by a single mom to being deaf? Wtfff

Angela Lalanne

Best whining song: "All on me" Sean Paul

Kiarra

In those jeans brought back a MEMORY! If you can dance, that is a song to dance to. I don't think that I will ever forget that dance with that guy. He knew what to do, for sure.