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Ep 318 - The girlfriend who didn’t exist (Patreon)

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2023-08-31 15:43:52
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2026-06
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CULT BABIES!! Happy Patreon Thursday! This week the boys have their weekly catch up, they dive DEEP into the story of the girlfriend who didn’t exist. JMoney has a thread for us! FireLord has a Music question for us and Rem also has a trash news!

Enjoy!

PS! Cult babies if you wanna link up with your fellow peers join us on Discord! Add Remskkii#9108, once he accepts your request, please send him your patreon email address. Gxng!

Files

SNG EP 318

0:00, WEEKLY CATCH UP 16:00, MOVIE CHAT 23:47, FUHAD'S RECOMMENDATION 33:25, TURNED OFF DURING THE ACT 46:49, FUHAD'S QUESTION 51:02, TRASH NEWS 58:28, DILEMMA

Comments

Simone Clarke

Is it just me or does Fuhad looks like he smells as good as he looks 🥵🐱💦

RiRi

The whole dilemma ting..I think that maybe the cousin told him about ole girl & that she’s a fun fuck & he kinda put him on the girl..idk just my thinking 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔

Garrett

first off, how she know what motor oil tastes like?!

Genesis Young

Love the show/movie recommendations. Not sure where to find this documentary but Starbucks as we know it kind of started the same as the McDonald’s franchises. The documentary I watched was a bit more PG but I can only image how vicious things really happened in real life.

Antwon Ware

Dope Episode! For karaoke I’d prolly sing “no scrubs” or something from Meg.

Alisha

This has to be the funniest episode you’ve ever recorded I’m cryyyiiinnnnnnggg 😂😂😂

Wayne Mckenzie

i went to a place where u can swim with dolphins. i felt soo bad for them by the time i had finished. Never again

DBee

WHOA Fuhad has big hands :o

Melanie Smith

Another banger as usual lads! But I need to say thank you to you both.

Alexi

Fuhad song choices giving 35+ crew😭😭

Melanie Smith

Last year I was in a coma and in hospital 3mths. My family was told that putting in earphones an playing music I love can really help settle me more as there was obviously brain activity to an extent, even though I died 4 times in the 1st week! My son's said no! That my type of comedy would be the choice over music any day! An they put in the headphones an that was my introduction to you guys 💚 my heart rate even calmed down . It's weird cause I thought when you're in a coma you always remember nothing from during it. But I had mental dreams including many of you an I, in mental scenarios! So long story short, you guys got me through that whole 3mths including the 3 weeks 5dayd an 17hrs 26mins coma. You guys are incredible! Just always feels you've invited us into your conversation an it's a breath of fresh air, especially you guys honesty! So thank you from the bottom of my heart 💚 do never stopstopdtopstopstoP being you cause I need you in my house everyday! PAUSE! 😜

LaMia Webb

Let Fuhad know he can’t keep demonstrating sex positions and expect me to concentrate on what I’m doing. I am LOCKED in!!

Nankhoma

I watched painkiller too. Great show

Miz Steff

I posted this on Twitter, but now I’m apart of the cult!!! During my first time, I happened to say “oh god” because it started feeling good. This nigga said “I’m not a god, I’m just a man.” I dried up instantly.

Pabsie

Creatine is 10/10, it's a must!

Aurielle Cato

If you ever want to get a crown of women hyped and ready to shake something, Juvenile “Back that ass up” will forever be golden!

Homeslice.Adulting

Anyone else see the irony of James risking his kidneys for creatine, but not knowing what "renal failure" means??? He's going to die. FYI renal=kidney

Ki

Itty Bitty Piggy will have my friends and I hyped every time 😂

Christo Victor

Damn James, that shorts are tiiiiiiight on you. By the way not complaining...

Daniel Archer

The ‘bald at the time’ but had me spitting out my coffee, absolute pisser.

Corinne francis

To have them legs and thighs out while demonstrating those sex positions should be a crime 🥵 you daddies make it hard to keep focus 😅

Katelyn Aariel

I definitely binged Painkillers because of y’all last week and it was SO good… I appreciate the recommendations haven’t let me down yet 🥰✨💯

Caitl Smith

Check out the show the food that built America (I think it might be on HBO max?). It has a bunch of episodes about how different food companies got started.

Kennedy Hall

Idk why y’all think the sex over 5 years had to mean something. You can have an on and off friends with benefits, and never want to be in a relationship with them, you just have good sex and that’s it. BUT if you’re upset about the good sex part then it’s an insecurity on your part. And she definitely shouldn’t tell him about the OF lol it’s none of his business.

Miami Mercenary

the dilemma is crazy.. i can’t imagine chatting to an OF girl in the first place, but if he’s cool with her being an OF girl and the cousin hitting already, what’s the problem with it being online? if you’re already knee deep in sewage, one more bag of trash doesn’t matter

Serena Calix

I would Pay good money to watch James sing itty bitty piggy Lmaoo

CultBaby101

Karaoke song - Lady Marmmalde, it’s old school but it’s a vibe

Jenny

Can anyone who's going Manchester after party on Saturday please help with how I would have been sent the tickets because they've not graced my email address or anything by the looks of it 😫 thanksss

NYK

karaoke song : FNF- glowrilla

Izzy Lewis

Karaoke song: love on top x Beyoncé….always

dan

You guys need to lighten to some old music like joy devision and give an honest opinion

Kristina

My first Patreon episode and it’s WORTH IT

Taryn

Girly hype songs: Shoop, Who Runs The World, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Always Sunshyne

So if you want the hoochie Daddy shorts you have to be a cult baby huh? 😏

Breannaleigh

What I would do to meet Fuhad 🤤 shiii

Kai Hogan

For Fuhad’s question I wanted to ask what kinda hyped the women had to be and if it was just hyped and joining in in general then I’d go ‘bust your windows’. And what if you were still a guy and had a sing a song for the women? Same scenario but as men instead of women 🤔😂

Chi

Renal = kidneys 🤭

Courtney B

wait, are the emotions not encapsulated in memories for everyone?

Liyaah Gee

Lol, that's crazy that y'all be in the club like that because I kid you not, that is how these niggas do me... I am NOT a celebrity. Now y'all know how pretty women feel.

Alissa Lambourn

Anything about a guy cheating would get a girl audience HYPED. I don’t like country but “before he cheats” by Carrie Underwood? Cmonnnnnn we’d be screaming

Nesh

James & itty bitty piggy took me ALLLLL the way out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Angela Lalanne

Probably Katy Perry "I kissed a girl". Girl went crazy for it when it came out. Or "Bust the windows" by Jazmine Sullivan. Or "Independant women" by Destiny's Child.

Angela Lalanne

Zoos are crazy to me! It's basically a prison. Can you imagine if people were allowed to visit prisoners behind glass?!

Sharae

Soooo the hoochie daddy shorts had no prep with the lotion huh?! 🤣🤣🤣

Mikaela

James looking sexy in those shorts ☺️