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Ron Fisher

What is it? What is it?

Den

At least this is better than Double Down. I've legitimately never been forgiven for having that get picked at a move night.

Ron Fisher

An AMSR version of The Room?

Diegesis

Yeah some of his earlier movies push the boundaries on funny vs boring

Reid Mclellan

Oh my god you're watching Fateful findings? "It's a magical day!!!" ✨️

Smapdi

I can't believe you watched Fateful Findings. ... I cannot believe you watched Fateful Findings. ... How could you have done this to yourselves?

Kelvin

Hell yea, unparalleled filmmaking, in that he teaches you how to make a film by doing everything wrong :D but also, still probably his most entertaining and coherent film

Smapdi

But, yeah, Tommy Wiseau is weird, but Neil Breen is an actual lunatic. God-bless these ass-showing ego-maniacs and the hours of entertainment they've provided.

Diegesis

it teaches you what you miss that you didn't used to notice.

Kelvin

its david lynch if he was actually tommy wiseau

Chris Thompson

Oh wow, Amazon and YouTube want me to actually BUY this shit - no rental option - for double digits. How very Breenian of them.

Mark Barnett

For the love of god, please do Samurai Cop

Patrick

Wow, I saw you started a bad movie channel, but talk about diving into the deep end! I'm unreasonably excited for this reaction lol #EyesOnBreen

Smapdi

Some final words on Fateful Findings: Thank you, Mr Breen. Your selflessness and courage in speaking the truth and exposing the rot and corruption at the heart of The Bank, AND all the politicians, will be remembered forever. Your voice, ever calm and unchanging, even in situations where lesser men would show some kind of emotion (like, say, at least mild distress that you just found your best friend dead from apparent suicide), gives us comfort and assurance that all will be made right in the end. We, the public, are forever grateful to you. In your honor, we will leave no laptop un-toppled, no book un-thrown. Men will casually expose their butts, even if you'd really prefer they not. Women will never wear a bra, regardless of event or location. May our husbands be ever sad and horny. May our wives be ever drugged. May our step-daughters be ever slutty. In Breen, WE trust.

Joe Blankenship

So many long, awkward pauses in the "dialog." They probably had to leave those in though. Be a 45 minute movie without them.

Smapdi

Hmm...now that I think about it, Neil Breen and Elon Musk do have a lot in common: Both are profoundly weird and off-putting. Both believe, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, that they're saving the world. Both could generously be described as having a barely surface-level understanding of government and technology, and, yet, believe that merely having noticed that both of those concepts exist makes them the smartest person in any room. Both can't help but show their ass at every possible opportunity. ...You may be on to something.