Hot Dog Store: Cursed Artifacts Shirt (Patreon)

Confuse your friends and anger your foes with our newest shirt, showcasing a wonderful catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension!

At least pretend you have a choice in the matter. Give yourself a little agency here. The cursed objects have already chosen you, so buy the shirt and be prepared for whatever comes your way.

(Here is a closeup of the graphic, don't tell anyone I helped you out.)