Hot Dog Store: The Last Store Post Of 2025 (Patreon)

Wow, 52 weeks already. What a wild ride this year has been. You know what else is a wild ride?

Hell yeah, this one pint glass!

Check it out

Our newest design, but I’m only showing you the pint glass, because shirts can’t get you fucked up.

It’s that weird time between christmas and new years where you should be drunk as hell.

Have I ever told you about the thirteen month calendar and how superior it is to our dumb bullshit?

13 months, made up of 4 weeks of 7 days. An extra day outside of time at the end called NEW YEAR DAY that isn’t on the calendar. And then every four years we get an extra day LEAP DAY right after.

It’s too simple.

But noooo, big calendar has to make sure you get all your weird fucking dates all mixed up all the time with roaming holidays and bank closures and presidents day.

Fuck calendars, pint glasses.

NEW YEAR NEW YOU.

Do yoga and eat right for Satan.