Hot Dog Store: HOODIE AND THE BIGFEET (Patreon)

Cold? Bet you are!

Hoodie? BET YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE!

Lucky enough, we have big hoodies for big footists. That’s you by the way. Keeps you all comfy cozy and warm with the power of Appalachian piss, and none of the wetness. You are welcome to supply your own, obviously.