Upsetting Day: A Seanbaby and Brockway Illustrated Adventure (Patreon)

Hello everyone, there is a little bit of a technical issue going on right now with the site, and I sort of deleted today’s article. Whoops! But as the site's tech support it is my job to fix it. Sure, I could just look for a backup, but I think it’s going to be a much better use of both of our times if instead I tell you a little story.

Do you remember that time the guys fought an alien? No?

Well, let me help you out with a quick recap. Once upon a time there were two brothers. They were not related but were both titans from time immemorial. Seanbaby had a gun and Brockway had a whip. That’s how you can tell which one is which.

They went everywhere together, making jokes, and teaming up to play terrible games while riding motorcycles and hover skateboards.

One day, during one of their adventures, they came across a special ape that told them about a treasure that could change the world!

The Ape was wearing JNCO jeans and had bad posture. But before he could tell them anything other than Hotdog, a sniper showed up and KILLED THE APE!

Brockway tried to use his laser beam eyes, but it was too late, the sniper had taken his cyanide pill, his mission complete.

Just as our heroes were going to grab the hotdog treasure memory, oh yeah when the ape told them about it it made it a real object, but they were going to grab it, and an outlaw spider jumped out and he had a gun, a sword, a dagger, and a lit bomb!

Seanbaby wasn’t fucking around, and immediately threw a cool S at the spider, but the spider was quick, and threw the bomb on the hotdog and BLEW IT UP!

“Noooooo!” Our heroes shouted as the spider was impaled by the cool S. Just as they were going to figure out a plan, aliens came and abducted Brockway!

Seanbaby got into his turbomecha and chased the alien, who would not get away with taking Brockway. Not today!

Seanbaby FOUND the alien and then shot him with his middle finger cannon and the alien EXPLODED, but not before he was able to piss on a cat.

With the alien defeated, Brockway was saved! The boys headed back home where they would be rewarded for their incredible adventure.

Also Merritt was there

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Be cool.

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