Hot Dog Store: Brockway vs Seanbaby! (Patreon)

IT’S SATURDAY! IT’S THE STOREPOST! IT’S A SEANBABY VS BROCKWAY AND NOBODY IS MAKING IT OUT ALIVE!

That’s right, this week I’m bringing back a classic, the Hot Dog Karate Shirt!

Choose your sensei and learn the forbidden groin secrets of the east with this incredibly comfy and cool as hell shirt! We have it in several colors and sizes but I’m not going to say which just in case it changes and I look like a jerk. Go click the link and look and buy it and put it on!

BUT WAIT, THEY AREN’T DONE FIGHTING!

OH SHIT, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

BROCKWAY IS FUCKING SEANBABY UP!

NOW SEANBABY HAS THE UPPER HAND!

WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE?

The only way to decide is to buy a shirt. Victory is yours for the taking.

You can find these shirts and a bunch of other ridiculous merch in the secret PoxCo vault. I’m not gonna show you where it is though because that’s part of the adventure!