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Fucking Day: Fantasy and Romance The Board Game The Book (Patreon)

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2026-06-26 12:00:28
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2026-06
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Everyone knows the sexiest thing you can do with a lover is play the 1997 adult board game, Fantasy and Romance An erotic adventure for you to share.

You already know how to play. You travel from Fondle Fountain to Ming Ching's Massage Parlor, stripping off your clothes and groping your opponent in order to be the least nude champion.

But what if you're alone? What are the single player rules for 1997's Fantasy & Romance An Adult Board Game For Two Lovers? Until now, no one knew. Until, one wet night, I heard moaning coming from under a stack of hunk VHS tapes. It was this book:

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Comments

Goat Face

"A fuck sphere of tooth and bone" sounds like something whalers would make in their down time.

Dave Dalrymple

"Liquid Penis!" coming soon from A24 films.

Mike Metzler

Hard to believe this came out in 1997. All the art just screams 1970s.

Dylan Gilbert

I couldn’t decide who to mentally cast as Girth Masters. Tom Sizemore? Steven Segal? Dustin Diamond? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think we needed more description of the foot pervert before he became a cronenberg wet dream.

Jeff Orasky

Really suprised "liquid penis" is not a tag. I am also surprised "clown smell" has only one other article. Not at all suprised by the number of articles tagged "foot stuff".

Quicksilver

I can’t think of anything less likely to result in sex than this board game. Was it secretly produced by Evangelicals to promote abstinence or something?

Didi Fffffff

This was less unsettling than last week’s abomination, and I find that to be very hurtful.

Talking Alpaca

This reminded Zathura existed, the real crime.

Peter S.

That's some really good hot dog! Is it just me or does the proximity to perversion inspire inappropriate behavior? As if some memes could be viral and toxic and cross-media transmissive. That said, if anyone can figure out how to contact me I will mail them at my own expense a free waifu pillow left over from a bad business decision. Disclaimer: may contain "AI" poorly-generated content.

Sebben

This website is fucked up!

drake godzilla

Dear god I needed this laugh! At some point you're going to have to make your book or comic book l

Mister Sinistar

I hope they managed to escape this game's terrifying dimension and make it into somewhere much safer and more sane, like the Backrooms

Bonnybedlam

When my husband and I were packing up to move out of our first (rented) home, we found this "game" stuffed in the back of a closet. The box had never been opened. The plastic was still intact. We threw it in the garbage without even looking to see what was inside because we're weird but we're not *that* weird. Now 25 years later, you've forced that knowledge on me. I guess the Chaos Hotdog always catches up.

FancyShark

A hunk, a collection of mindless slavering drones, an impenetrable series of puzzles and a person changing into an abomination? Seanbaby wrote a new Resident Evil!

Matthew Harris

No joke: Gmail blocked the images on this article and I had to select an option to show them. Maybe the enshittification of Google has its advantages?

sissyneck

yes sometimes the only way to find if a zone is a-rogenous is to lick it and be-licked it to make sure you feel nothing this may end most relationships