Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS: THE MUG (Patreon)

It’s the final season, so I just have one question for you. What do you hold your drinks in, some kind of cup without BIGFEETS on it? Pathetic.

If the AIMS team has taught us anything, it’s that you’ve gotta be prepared for everything. That’s where the BIGFEETS mug comes in.

And it comes in two sizes! The 11 oz for a regular amount of warm liquid and the 15 oz so you can really get that urine factory running. It’s made of sturdy ceramic, lead and BPA-free, and it is dishwasher and microwave safe. Who even has the time to wash mugs by hand? Don’t even worry about it. I’m pretty sure microwaves kill the germs.

It’s a sturdy mug built to last, the kind of mug you can use every day. Drink from it, put your gin and rootbeer in it, put it in your huckleberry shrine, whatever. I don’t care what you do with it once you have it; I just know if you don’t buy it I am going to get yelled at and abandoned in a cornfield again.