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The Furious: Martial artists kicking ass and taking names, then kicking the ass of the names that were took. This might be a perfect movie... NO. This IS a perfect movie according to any right thinking individual, but especially to Seanbaby, Robert Brockway and our special guest, Dirk Marshall!

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Joey JoJoJoestar

I saw this on Father's Day, and it is the greatest Father's Day movie of all time. Nay, the only Father's Day movie of all time. A good dad. A bad dad. A hulking man baby who loves his bad dad. A man who would have been a bad dad had he not been so committed to evildoing. Another man who may have been a good dad had his wife not been so committed to ACTION JOURNALISM. All kicking ass and getting their asses kicked in the most insane ways conceived by the human mind. In a just world, it would be more successful than all 3 Avatar movies combined.

Scott David Hamilton

I mean I hate to criticize the movie, but the fact that the final fight opens with the newly revealed main bad guy saying “You must be the mute Chinese!” to the main good guy he’s never interacted with suggests to me the script could have used another pass. Also, I find it so funny that from the scene where business guy kills his whole org chart to the beginning of the final fight the movie totally operates on slasher movie rules. Earlier in the movie people can take sledgehammer hits to the face with no effect, but suddenly glass causes fatal wounds, a bad guy comes back from the dead for no reason, and Bow Guy kills like 20 cops without them ever seeing him.